Twatracket

A small Vagina shaped device used to swat away weird children with bad taste in television programmes.

Oh no, some prick just turned house on, hand me the Twatracket

I Twatracketed this figalo the other day, you shoulda' seen him cry!

by BOOOTHY July 23, 2009

twatcake

anyone being a vag pie a gaywad a fucktard or something of that sort

wow dood you're a fucking twatcake

by lisakay October 29, 2005

twatpacker

An sexually-active heterosexual male. Contrast with fudgepacker.

Shane got off with another bloke? Weird. I'd always had him down as a through-and-through twatpacker.

by The Definitive Definer January 3, 2010

twatalack

A light-hearted way of telling someone they suck arse, or a way of preventing your insults from sounding too serious.

1. Hey Fuz, you know you really are a complete twatalack.
2. I really hope you die in a horrible accident, you twatalack.

by dj_derek March 5, 2003

Twatpack

A small rucksack with a velvet and/or tribal pattern on it, typically carried by those wishing to appear hipster/indie.

Person A: "She thinks she is so cool carrying that velvet tribal patterned rucksack"

Person B: "Yeah, she definitely thinks her twatpack is the one"

by The Egregious Bone October 5, 2012

Twizcrack

when u put crack inside of a twizler candy

that twizcrack taste like strawberry crack

by supreme chris July 1, 2018

Twatcock

A self centered asshole who only cares about his/herself. Someone who knowingly and happily destroys your life and the life of others. Twatcocks specifically like to ruin their bestfriends lives.

Megan is a fucking Twatcock asshole footless skank bitch.

by Unitoaster August 31, 2013