towson

not only do preps run towson, they over run it's walls in a sea of pastel and shabby hair over the ears. You can smell them in the surrounding residential areas in the mean streets of towson. The parents piling kids with juice boxes in hand out of thier minivan with tvs in the back.

Where the "cool alternative scene" consists of Ten-Car-Pile up that on certain saturday nights the barrage of leather jackets and colorful die rule the streets.

Where no matter how many girls are at a party, "there are like, no girls here".

No matter how big the party is "there's not that many people"

It's also status quo to get your dad to buy you that LV bag or that $1200 yorkie from Just Puppies.

Pink, Plaid, Brown Roots, and big sunglasses- a way of life.

towson by Derek April 9, 2005

TOWSON

Small town just north of Baltimore City but is actually in Baltimore County. Towson is the Center of Baltimore County Government.

Towson is a fun place to live. Towson is not as rich and snooty as all that. Towson has two section 8 projects right smack in the middle of its Downtown. The Towson Section 8 tenant residents are more stuck up than any of the college students or old dames. Towson Section 8 tenants are mostly sad trash without cash. Old gay queens sit on park benches like spiders waiting for a young college fly to digest. Homeless bums infest the benches near the public library trading foul odors like playing cards. Heroin addicts stumble around looking for the nearby public defenders offices. Losers shop the narrow streets lined with Bail Bonds outlets. Ramshackle houses line small crowded streets trying to look historic but suceeding more at looking tired, forelorn and just plain worn out.

Yes Towson has its upscale pop. There are lots of college students and lots of bars for them to get smashed out of their gords drunk. There are wonderful places to eat. The number's 8, 11, 48 and 3 buses bring folks from the inner city to shop at one of the few remaining super malls offering high end merchandise in Baltimore. Towson Town Mall food court is filled with urban day trippers. Poor inner city folks who come out for a day of window shopping at fine stores. In the mall you see poor folk in tube tops and bras drooling over things they will likely never be able to afford.

You see huge ladies with thunder hips walking through the mall with tight fitting tops revealing endless rolls of hot smelly lard like fat. The biggest fat people are always standing in the way of mall traffic talking loud and acting boorish. Fat ugly thugged out men walking down the mall with equally ugly fat ladies trying desperately to look as if they belong among the endless sea of rich college kids whose every move speaks volumes about their having been born to a rich carefree lifestyle of which many dream.

Towson is home to ugly condos rushed up in a hurry during the housing bubble that never sold and ended up cheap apartment housing for college students. Towson is still upscale despite it all with Markets where you can spend $20 dollors buying all the fixin's for a tuna fish sandwich.

TOWSON by THE AUTISTIC WEREWOLF July 20, 2012

towson

Towson is not the "lax center" of maryland and even if it is those kids are total douchebags. YOU'RE NOT COOL LOOKING. These kids will never grow up and the rest of us have to see them everyday. Plaid shorts, polos, and whatever stupid ass shoes they choose are all gay as shit. Skating has always been important here and Towson's considered a northern part of Baltimore to most people. Crabs are good. Fuck lacrosse and the shitty music they all listen to

Lax douche 1: Hey wanna go shopping in towson for polos and plaid shirts and pose in the mirror???
Lax douche 2: YES! right after i treat girls like shit and beat off to a picture of myself
Lax douche 1: awesome i'm going to have an easy fuckin life thanks to my rich dad and gold digger mom and only be good at sport stats or some ESPN job.

Lax douche 3: Lil' Wayne dawg!
Black kid: Go fuck yourself

towson by fuckyouandyoursport November 16, 2011

Towson

One of the worst kinds of suburbia; Where the weird kids and the outcasts can't feel sorry for themselves since its not a "white picket fence" area, but where they're always surrounded by republican, conservative "laxxerzzz" and their plastic surgery-high mothers who have too much money to be living in that area, but do anyway.

Me: Get me out of here
Me: Please let me go to college now
Me: Only not at Towson U cause that'd suck balls
Me: Please
Me: Fuck

Towson by AnonnymousHooker September 29, 2011

towson

Having spent much of my high school weekend life in towson hanging around at night, here is what I have to say.

Towson Commons: Many different types hang here including: preps, punks (well they used to til the punk scene died out and the police started hunting them down), black people, wiggers, and even a few bums. This is a movie theater so there are obviously going to be tons of 13-16 year olds around there.

Towson Town Center: Mall where all the people listed above go to waste their money on worthless stores such as hot topic and brookstone.

Towson was a place to go to wait for your friends to call you up and tell you where the party was. Before that it was where I went to skate and do other dastardly deeds. Yes there are a lot of preps, but they are usually either at the Towson Diner or walking from their cars to the Commons or the Mall. Preps would be stupid to be walking around past 7-11 or the back streets cause their brightly colored clothes are bound to attract some homeless dude or thug to rob them.

Towson is a straight place to chill, if you stay at the commons or the mall.

towson by Ripsta April 22, 2005

Towson

aah Towson, my hometown. Lets see, I mean ofcourse there are those sketch punk kids but its mostly preppy kids. Us cool kids go to private schools and those whose parents do not make enough money to fit that category just wish they went to private schools.
-Girls lifestyles consist of big SUVs that daddy bought us, which we drive recklessly, while drunk and stoned, blaring obsene rap songs on the way to our never ending parties
-Boys are the epitome of Ralph Lauren, own all ruit tables, dabble in cocaine, and slut their way through high school

Flip flops, polos, Lilly...you get the picture

Towson by You Know You Love Me April 18, 2005

Towson

Also known as Weirdo University, Towson is located in one of the most crime ridden areas of the state. Only at Towson will you get alerts sent to your phone of someone getting held up at knife/gunpoint in a library or parking garage, or that a man was found be*ting off while following a woman to her car.

At Towson, the 80% of students are in a frat or sorority, which means you WILL NOT make any friends unless you join one. Unless you fall within the other 20% - 10% Commuter and 10% Montgomery County snob. The students from Montgomery County, or "MoCo" as they call it, think they're the hottest shit since sliced bread. They all know each other from high school, they're actually not attractive at all, and lucky for you, they don't want to be your friend. In fact, no one does!

Oh, I almost forgot to mention the phenomenal job the college does for handing out parking tickets like candy on Halloween, and the AMAZING professors at Towson, who will literally do whatever it takes for you to FAIL their course.
Overall, Towson can be summarized as a school full of losers who mostly all know each other and just want to party because, well, that's all there is to do in Maryland. With crime alerts on a daily basis, professors who will fail you with a smile on their face, and the most unappealing, snobby students ever, if you decide to go Towson, you will surely regret it.

"Hey bro where did you end up going out in Towson last night?"
"I went uptown again...man, what a weird, sh*tty night...I can't wait to go back home to New York. Why did we come here again?"
"I was wondering the same thing man. I need to go back home to Jersey and get away from these friggin annoying people as soon as possible!"

Towson by zanaaa March 14, 2014