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Skanksgiving

The sluttiest holiday. Paired with Wanksgiving, it’s another name for an x-rated Thanksgiving.
Bobo had a blast on Skanksgiving this year with the escort he brought to grandma’s house.
by HumaneAnimal April 20, 2018
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Spanks-giving

Created in the late 1990's; Spanks-giving is a holiday celebrated annually, the Saturday after Thanksgiving. It is a celebration of the continued dominance of the Virginia Tech football program over their in state rival The University of Virginia.
Are you going to Charlottesville for Spanks-giving this year?

I was so wasted I never made it to that last Spanks-Giving day game.
by YoudontknowHOO February 22, 2011
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skanksgiving

A special holiday day for Chavs much like Chavmas.
Chavs gather together at a table in the local McDonalds and give thanks before eating their BigMacs and Chicken McNuggets.
"Happy Skanksgiving Y'all"
by Spiffy The Chav Slayer December 16, 2005
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Skanksgiving

Is when you're single ASF during Thanksgiving and you spend the whole day with cheap or free cunt Skanks!
Jimmy has been single for nearly 10 years now and used to date his mum and spend thanksgiving with his whore mother. She died and now Jimmy spends his thanksgiving with his moms friends, who are also cheap skanks! It is now known as Skanksgiving, a day spent with unknown road side whores, for free!
by pops_sa November 29, 2017
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Stanksgiving

Another name for thanksgiving due to the high volume of food consumed which leads to being extra gassy and ending up on the toilet.
Happy stanksgiving!
by iamanthonydean November 26, 2020
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Shanksgiving

Celebrating the game of modern golf, one shank at a time.
Every thanksgiving the family goes out to play 18-holes. I like to say "Happy Shanksgiving" to all of the Uncle Jeff's who play once a year at the family tournament.
by topgolf September 13, 2022
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Shanksgiving

The annual day of celebration to commemorate the stabbing of Derek Chauvin, which happened the day after thanksgiving in 2023.
Most people look forward to Black Friday, but my family celebrates “Shanksgiving” instead
by Trublubattlebot November 28, 2024
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