Scanksgiving

The day before thanksgiving when all the hoes go out

Hey Mark are you going out on scanksgiving to get some play

by Ilovegoatjames23 July 17, 2025

Skanksgiving

A 2 day holiday beginning on Thanksgiving Eve, in which people return to their hometowns, and are subsequently driven to drink by family-overload and proceed to flock to local bars. Once at these bars, it becomes a reunion of sorts, and the combination of alcohol and nostalgia prompts Skanksgiving hook-ups.

I'm going home for turkey day, hopefully I'll run into every guy I never made out with in high school, and will have a joyous Skanksgiving.

by attr November 23, 2011

Shanksgiving

Thanksgiving in jail.

Bobo had a bummer of a Shanksgiving in jail, but at least he didn’t get shanked.

by HumaneAnimal November 12, 2017

Skanksgiving

The evening before Thanksgiving in which bars and clubs are flooded with promiscuous girls.

We go out on Skanksgiving every year!

by lnglgdsxpstl November 9, 2009

Spanksgiving

The holiday celebrated by men when when their wives or girlfriends are not home and they have the house to themselves.

Mike's wife will be at her sister's all day. Since nobody will be home, he's going to put on some porn and celebrate Spanksgiving!

by JohnK2374 January 6, 2008

Skanksgiving

A concert at the Starland ballroom that happens near Thanksgiving holiday, usually every year, with mostly ska bands and skanking

Man, Skanksgiving was so much fun last year, there was so much skanking!

by baseplayer21 October 10, 2008

Spanksgiving

The day before Thanksgiving in which you are very unthankful, so you spank everyone you see.

Philbert is celebrating spanksgiving this year so when he came down for breakfast in the morning, he gave his mom a big ol’ spank on her tush.

by MandM Productions November 28, 2019