Spanksgiving

The holiday celebrated by men when when their wives or girlfriends are not home and they have the house to themselves.

Mike's wife will be at her sister's all day. Since nobody will be home, he's going to put on some porn and celebrate Spanksgiving!

by JohnK2374 January 6, 2008

Spanksgiving

The day before Thanksgiving in which you are very unthankful, so you spank everyone you see.

Philbert is celebrating spanksgiving this year so when he came down for breakfast in the morning, he gave his mom a big ol’ spank on her tush.

by MandM Productions November 28, 2019

Spanksgiving

Spending Thanksgiving alone, masturbating all evening and using your tears as lubricant.

Well, I'm stuck out of town for Thanksgiving.. Time to fire up the computer and celebrate Spanksgiving!

by Sven Gradna November 24, 2011

Skanksgiving

A 2 day holiday beginning on Thanksgiving Eve, in which people return to their hometowns, and are subsequently driven to drink by family-overload and proceed to flock to local bars. Once at these bars, it becomes a reunion of sorts, and the combination of alcohol and nostalgia prompts Skanksgiving hook-ups.

I'm going home for turkey day, hopefully I'll run into every guy I never made out with in high school, and will have a joyous Skanksgiving.

by attr November 23, 2011

Shanksgiving

Thanksgiving in jail.

Bobo had a bummer of a Shanksgiving in jail, but at least he didn’t get shanked.

by HumaneAnimal November 12, 2017

Spanxgiving

What happens after Thanksgiving dinner...Spanxgiving. After gorging ourselves on T-day treats, we must deal with the aftermath by donning Spanx to fit into holiday party attire.

Got my Spanxgiving maximum control Spanx on for my work Christmas party.

by ninjakat December 15, 2010

Skanksgiving

The evening before Thanksgiving in which bars and clubs are flooded with promiscuous girls.

We go out on Skanksgiving every year!

by lnglgdsxpstl November 9, 2009