schmancter 

The ultimate in sphincter dwellery. Juice action formed in the crotchular region, somewhat similar to fromunda cheese. That nasty shit, yo.

Damn B, that schmancter done been rippin up my genitalia like Linda Tripp on a honey baked ham.

schmancter by Larry Schonsleberry III December 12, 2003

Schatten aus der Alexander Welt 

Probably the most insane Black Metal song on the face of the earth. Makes other artists cower in fear.

Dude1: Holy Frack, what was that song? I freaking shit my pants.

Dude2: Schatten aus der Alexander Welt

Schatten aus der Alexander Welt by Thing07 May 27, 2009

Schmancey 

The next stage of fancy

That nice hotel is fancy schmancey

Schmancey by Shinaenae December 7, 2010

schmaltin

term for a movie that's been historically over-rated by film critics.

"rebel without a cause" is a schmaltin - a real 4-star cringe-fest.

schmaltin by nebiru100 December 21, 2011

Schmacken 

Schmacken.

Show us your schmacken

No
You schmacken
Oh fack you schmacken
Sorry want to schmacken?
Schmacken.

Schmacken by Reeeeee69696 July 8, 2019

Schlankenstein 

Old book about an ugly creature with a long schlong written by Mary Schlankey when she was 19. Victor Frankenschlank created the creature in his apartment as a student and the creature ganked some lives and schlanked Victor's life up.

Dude1: Hey, man, did you finish that schlank of a book, Schlankenstein for English class yet?
Dude2: Yea man the ending was pretty schlanken, man!!!

Schlankenstein by Ashely Bellocq March 6, 2007

schmatter 

yiddish for clothes especially clothing manufacturing industry eg east end

eg a life in schmatters....clothing manufacture...eg Galliano's career in schmatters ended in tatters

schmatter by Timothyjwilliams March 23, 2011