Als ich mich bückte, um den Golfball aufzuheben, musste ich schurzen und verließ drauf hin unvermittelt den Golfplatz um meine Unterwäsche zu wechseln.
(shoe-tee) last name that describes the most amazing people you'll ever meet. family parties always have tons of food. and alcohol. and laughter. they pretty much dominate at everything in life and are much more awesome that you could ever hope to be. they also tend to say things that are conceited at times, but they aren't actually self-centered.
often mispronounced as: (shul-tee) (shut-tee) (shut) (shuttle) (shutz) (shitty)
Non-Schutte: Damn, I wish I were as awesome as you are.
Schutte: Of course you do. Everyone does.
Term of endearment for the most pulchritudinous of the female gender, often exhibiting a highly developed acumen for perspicacity of self and fellow humans, while maintaining an air of self-abnegation of all pretentiousness. .
Ashley is one of those mythological Schitzach’s that many claim to exist, but few ever meet.