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A) A language most commonly heard in Tescos supermarkets, Local waste recycling centres, cash for clothing shops or Car boot sales in the UK.
B) A nationality of people, usually self hating, frowning and not smiling, culturally displaced by European post world war II politics, who are found attempting to integrate into the working class population by adding words such as 'Mate', 'Qwid' 'Fwiver' 'Tenner' and of course 'Cheers' into their broken language vocabulary, without realising it makes them sound stupid.
C) A person driving a UK registered car with no tax, mot or insurance in Europe, who considers such a car to be a status symbol
B) A nationality of people, usually self hating, frowning and not smiling, culturally displaced by European post world war II politics, who are found attempting to integrate into the working class population by adding words such as 'Mate', 'Qwid' 'Fwiver' 'Tenner' and of course 'Cheers' into their broken language vocabulary, without realising it makes them sound stupid.
C) A person driving a UK registered car with no tax, mot or insurance in Europe, who considers such a car to be a status symbol
A. Julie saw a useful item she wanted for her house at the car boot sale, but apart from the word 'quid' and 'mate', which confused her because she was a girl, she could not understand the polish vendors broken language so she moved on.
B. Jeremy asked the supermarket attendant the isle where the toiletries were kept, and was greeted with a sour look before they ignored him and started speaking polish to their colleague.
C. Pavel, minding the potholes, drove into bogateniya town centre with a smile on his face; everyone was staring at his rattling 92 cortina, his pride welled up inside him as he thought to himself 'now everyone think I British mate'
B. Jeremy asked the supermarket attendant the isle where the toiletries were kept, and was greeted with a sour look before they ignored him and started speaking polish to their colleague.
C. Pavel, minding the potholes, drove into bogateniya town centre with a smile on his face; everyone was staring at his rattling 92 cortina, his pride welled up inside him as he thought to himself 'now everyone think I British mate'
Polish by captianstabber May 15, 2014
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I heard the fact before, number 7 of the definition list, that Polish 'Horsemen' lent to the term Italian 'Stallion' as the result of the Polish mother's genetic tendency for increased 'girth' and an Italian fathering the son, with the Italian historic reputation for 'length' resulted in what is the term Italian 'Stallion' aka Italian Horsemen, men married to Polish women resulting a son's perfected "size" this is the truth. I come from an old Italian family. I am a Italian/Polonian male (mother Polish,) and I am living proof of this definition. I am a bit over 7" long x a bit over 5" around (exactly as the engineer from Zurich described.)I'll add that European and English aristocrats are also circumcised.
Polish
Someone coming from the country of Poland. They are famous for having blond hair and blue eyes. Their last names often end in ski, and contain z's. Last names are very hard to pronounce at times. Some Polish people are very anti semitic, and they have no reason for it.
They also have a holiday where you throw water on people.
If you walk around in Chicago, chances are you will find a Polish person.
They incorporate "WHOOPS" and "YUOOOOH"s in their traditional dances.
Not to be confused with the Russian
They also have a holiday where you throw water on people.
If you walk around in Chicago, chances are you will find a Polish person.
They incorporate "WHOOPS" and "YUOOOOH"s in their traditional dances.
Not to be confused with the Russian