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1. British Military slang for a person who did something stupid that resulted in the delay or cancellation of something important. Also known as a space cadet in some circles.
Dave: 'Shit I forgot my passport. Its at home 500 miles away'
Tony: 'Now we will miss our flight!'
Dave 'I know, I'm a complete Spaco Johnson!'
Tony: 'Now we will miss our flight!'
Dave 'I know, I'm a complete Spaco Johnson!'
by captianstabber May 20, 2014
Get the spaco johnson mug.a portmanteau of Black and Angry- usually referring to the particular attitude that can only be found emminating off a fairly annoyed black woman.
by captianstabber May 25, 2014
Get the blangry mug.that curry was Ghandilicious!
by captianstabber May 17, 2014
Get the Ghandilicious mug.A) A language most commonly heard in Tescos supermarkets, Local waste recycling centres, cash for clothing shops or Car boot sales in the UK.
B) A nationality of people, usually self hating, frowning and not smiling, culturally displaced by European post world war II politics, who are found attempting to integrate into the working class population by adding words such as 'Mate', 'Qwid' 'Fwiver' 'Tenner' and of course 'Cheers' into their broken language vocabulary, without realising it makes them sound stupid.
C) A person driving a UK registered car with no tax, mot or insurance in Europe, who considers such a car to be a status symbol
B) A nationality of people, usually self hating, frowning and not smiling, culturally displaced by European post world war II politics, who are found attempting to integrate into the working class population by adding words such as 'Mate', 'Qwid' 'Fwiver' 'Tenner' and of course 'Cheers' into their broken language vocabulary, without realising it makes them sound stupid.
C) A person driving a UK registered car with no tax, mot or insurance in Europe, who considers such a car to be a status symbol
A. Julie saw a useful item she wanted for her house at the car boot sale, but apart from the word 'quid' and 'mate', which confused her because she was a girl, she could not understand the polish vendors broken language so she moved on.
B. Jeremy asked the supermarket attendant the isle where the toiletries were kept, and was greeted with a sour look before they ignored him and started speaking polish to their colleague.
C. Pavel, minding the potholes, drove into bogateniya town centre with a smile on his face; everyone was staring at his rattling 92 cortina, his pride welled up inside him as he thought to himself 'now everyone think I British mate'
B. Jeremy asked the supermarket attendant the isle where the toiletries were kept, and was greeted with a sour look before they ignored him and started speaking polish to their colleague.
C. Pavel, minding the potholes, drove into bogateniya town centre with a smile on his face; everyone was staring at his rattling 92 cortina, his pride welled up inside him as he thought to himself 'now everyone think I British mate'
by captianstabber May 15, 2014
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A slang used by the post nintendo generation, to gauge in code their friends willingness to engage in group sex with a girl.
A slang used by the post nintendo generation, to gauge in code their friends willingness to engage in group sex with a girl.
Mario: hey meeta the princess!
Luigi: holy smokes shes-a-hot! you wanna to go two player on her?
Mario: no shes-a-not like that but we find-a-a-girl in-a-the club tonight to go two player ok?
Luigi: super, mario!
(fist bump)
Luigi: holy smokes shes-a-hot! you wanna to go two player on her?
Mario: no shes-a-not like that but we find-a-a-girl in-a-the club tonight to go two player ok?
Luigi: super, mario!
(fist bump)
by captianstabber May 14, 2014
Get the two player mug.A person who publicly displays their obvious stupidity. Originating in the 2020 Coronavirus epidemic when people would wear a face mask with their nose outside, showing how low their education level is that they could not understand the basic function of a device which they were wearing.
by captianstabber September 10, 2020
Get the nosehanger mug.Best slutty friend- The friend of an ex-slut has from her 'wild years', who unashamedly knows all of her dirty secrets, and more often than not was present for some of them.
The BSF will of course have shared at least one, if not two (and sometimes at the same time) boyfriends or lovers of the subject.
Whilst the subject does her best to hide her past the BSF loves nothing better than to loudly discuss her current and future sexual conquests in front of anyone who will hear.
The BSF of course must naturally do her best to either break her friends relationship so she can bring her back into the slutty fold, or be apathetic about a break up and never encourager her friend to actually try and make something of her life.
The BSF will of course have shared at least one, if not two (and sometimes at the same time) boyfriends or lovers of the subject.
Whilst the subject does her best to hide her past the BSF loves nothing better than to loudly discuss her current and future sexual conquests in front of anyone who will hear.
The BSF of course must naturally do her best to either break her friends relationship so she can bring her back into the slutty fold, or be apathetic about a break up and never encourager her friend to actually try and make something of her life.
Sally and Angie had been friends for years, So sally invited Angie to her wedding. Angie then screwed sallys husband and two of the grooms that night, Angie asked why she did it, she said I am your BSF!
by captianstabber May 17, 2014
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