Noodle Market

A group of Asian Males aka too much noodle.

Man, that LAN party was a total noodle market.

by Raypower October 17, 2013

noodle chewer

a person who uses too much teeth when sucking a dick

a person who has never properly learned how to give a blowjob without using their teeth

oh man Sally looks good but she's a total noodle chewer. i thought she might just bite my penis off.

by walterc March 26, 2013

chicken nuggets noodle soup

Just add chicken nuggets to noodles and pour some water on top.

Is that chicken nuggets noodle soup?

That must be, it looks too good

by Chicken nugget noodle soup June 16, 2017

Bangin the noodle

Asking the real questions. NOT jacking off!
Can be used as a defensive saying when someone doesn’t get your question or is offended by it.

*First Date*

Jack: Wow, what size are your tits?
Stephanie: What?!?
Jack: Sorry, I’m just bangin the noodle.

by 5wampDaddy July 16, 2018

Noodle Stab

To have sex with a penis that isn't fully erect. Referenced in Arrested Development

Sorry for giving you the old noodle stab

by AD2013Fan May 27, 2013

Fu-noodling

The act of drinking a beer at a rapid pace through a pool noodle. It is similar to the concept of a "beer bong" but obviously more fun hence the name FUNoodle

"let's bong some beers!"
"we can't because we don't have a beer bong!"
"that's okay, we have a noodle. We can do some Fu-noodling!!!"

by Evanislikewoah September 13, 2011

good noodle

the person who does good and only good so help them God

I would never crash your car i'm a good noodle

by goodnoddle777 December 23, 2018