Definitions by AD2013Fan

Noodle Stab 

To stab someone with a sharpened part of a pack of uncooked ramen noodles (A Noodle shank). Referenced in Arrested Development

"She's trying to noodle stab me!"
"My Chinese gang mates wanted to noodle stab me"

Noodle Stab by AD2013Fan May 28, 2013

Noodle Stab 

To have sex with a penis that isn't fully erect. Referenced in Arrested Development

Sorry for giving you the old noodle stab

Noodle Stab by AD2013Fan May 27, 2013