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Moscow Mitch 

Moscow Mitch (noun)
A bizarre animal-human hybrid between a snapping turtle and a compromised Kentucky Republican senator, Mitch McConnell (R-Moskva) who enabled the Russia’s theft of the 2016 election for <i>Dirty Donny Drumpf</i>, accepted millions of dollars from a Russian Billionaires, and blocked FBI efforts to protect 2020 US elections from further election hacking.

In his long, sordid career, McConnell has not only violated his oath of office by refusing to hold confirmation hearings for Judge Merrick Garland, he also has enriched himself and his Chinese shipping magnate wife, Elaine Chao, who somehow was installed as <i>Dirty Donny Drumpf</i>’s Sec of Transportation, and has blocked laws that would make it difficult for the Russian FSB to corrupt the 2020 elections and install the illegitimate Preznit sic a second time.

See also: <i>Cocaine Mitch</i> for information about his wife’s container ships and cocaine busts.
I hope Jill Stein gets to sit at Moscow Mitch’s table when he goes to Russia to pick up his award from Vladimir Putin.

Moscow Mitch 

Nickname for Senate majority leader Mitch McConnell since he blocked legislation to improve election security and help protect against meddling by Russia or other countries
Since there was massive interference by Russia in the 2016 elections most people want to make our elections more secure but Moscow Mitch has blocked legislation to do so.
Moscow Mitch by Just_sayin' July 28, 2019

Moscow circus

"The big brown bear goes thru the burning ring of fire!"

A large and difficult bowel movement.

Last night I ate two pepper steaks and this morning in the bathroom it was the Moscow circus once again.
Moscow circus by Figleaf23 August 8, 2007

moscow metro

The backbone of transport in the big Russian capital of Moscow. It is notable worldwide for it's socialist architecture and art. The second most used metro/tube/subway system in the world behind the one in Tokyo. Also one of the only metro systems in the world that does not offer an audible door closing warning other than a voice.
The Moscow Metro needs a door signal other than a voice.
moscow metro by randomuser2349 December 13, 2009

Moscow Hand Warmer 

When one takes both hands and fists two different girls in the asshole.
Moscow Hand Warmers can keep your hands warm even during the most harsh Moscow winters.

Moscow PA 

A small town in northeast Pennsylvania filled with thots, kids who live in big houses that call themselves country, and a bunch of drug addicts/douchebags who still live there for multiple years after graduating.
Whos tryna go to Moscow PA and get turnt with the class of 2k-god knows when?
Moscow PA by Tripmoneysmitty March 12, 2016