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Gieske

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Defenition:

1. Word for a male with a large penis.

2. Someone who is very nice and caring
Examples:
1. "Wow, last night was amazing!! He is deffinatly a Gieske!"

2. I was in my room with this Guy and when he whipped it out. It was clear he was a Gieske.

3. He was a total Gieske.
by Jahomey December 20, 2010
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Joe Gies

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Joseph Carlyle Gies is an entrepreneur and avid golfer. Unfortunately one day Joe will not have a hair on his head due to a thing called "male pattern baldness". Joe can be found at any one of the local golf hotspots with his cronies including a small oriental kid. He is also known as Jay, Jason, Jaylord, Joe loves gies and a slew of other names. Joe is also a big fan of Nascar especially Tony Stewart which means that deep down Joe is a ardent Redneck. In the future Joe will most likely work at a movie theater collecting tickets and being "mad sketch". A futile attempt was launched to convice Joe to shave his head and wear a vest.
10 year highschool reunion "Hey Joe Gies, did you shave your head."
Answer "No you asshole."
by El-TIGRE March 29, 2009
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giesch

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The act of giesching is a time honored tradition and should only be conducted by specialists. Dr. Ryan Hedden and Proffesor Brian Cronin are both some of the most experienced gieschers and have written many books on the subject. Giesch Awareness Day will be held to raise money for people who have been mis-giesched for counseling. It will also be held to aware people of the practice. Giesching seminars will be held at Laguna Beach High School.
Hoorah! Tomorrow is national Giesch Awareness Day and I am really excited, I just can't wait.
by One Who Knows All March 1, 2005
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gieselle

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did you see gieselle she cant spell her fucking name right
by mrcoolmanguy March 20, 2021
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giesch

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A form of abortion in which the baby's head is placed in between the doctor's ankles and claves and its neck is snapped in a 180 degree spin across the x-axis. Giesching is the second most humane form of abortion next to incineration of the child. This is because giesching is not 100% effective like incineration. It does, however, provide a fuel-efficient means of disposing of the baby's corpse, since a giesh (giesched child) can be thrown into a kiln and made into fuel. The minimum gieshing age as stated by the 28th amendment to the US Constitution is 6 years. The chances of a mis-giesch (unproper gieshing) go up dramatically after 6. In the event of a mis-giesch, the person giesched cannot be re-giesched until the age of 30-50. Causes of a mis-giesch include: snapping the neck to less than 180 degrees, gieshing outside the age limit, snapping the neck in the y or z axis, etc. A mis-giesh is commonly identified by stretch marks on the sternocleidomastoid. Victims of a mis-giesh commonly spend the first several years of their life in a Gieshing Rehabilitation Institute.
Tommy is the epitome of successful geishing; he was gieshed at exactly 180 degrees in the x-axis and thrown into my kiln.
by Ryan Hedden December 9, 2004
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gieselman

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1.) One whose mother has amazing zoinkers
2.) Manchild
3.) One who has been known to motorboat buttcheeks
1.) "You like hot moms? Then let's go to Evan's house. He's a Gieselman."

2.) "Why is that grown man still playing video games with the kids? Oh - He's a Gieselman. Gotcha."

3.) "Nah man, Evan hasn't been eating chocolate. He's a Gieselman."
by EvanWishesLifeWasAnAnime January 17, 2007
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apollo giest

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A chief officer in the government of darkness. Caused a lot of havok in the mid 1970's.
by Anonymous May 12, 2004
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