gieselman

1.) One whose mother has amazing zoinkers
2.) Manchild
3.) One who has been known to motorboat buttcheeks

1.) "You like hot moms? Then let's go to Evan's house. He's a Gieselman."

2.) "Why is that grown man still playing video games with the kids? Oh - He's a Gieselman. Gotcha."

3.) "Nah man, Evan hasn't been eating chocolate. He's a Gieselman."

by EvanWishesLifeWasAnAnime January 17, 2007

geeseman

he comes to your house in midnight and takes your baby geese away :(

mum: be careful, lock your toilet seat tonight, the geeseman might come
kid: mum its fine my geese are safe
next day
kid: awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww shoot my geese are gone

by depressed cow January 15, 2020

Geseman

The type of guy that mostly stays on the internet,likes to make sex jokes and tell stories

Guy:Hey Geseman
Geseman:yo so like yesterday I stole a chicken nugget and said "epic gamer moment"

by SmallPeepeesStillHaveEnergy May 20, 2020

Giffelman

A person of small stature

“Giffelman, stop talking about anime”

by ImpregnatedPulloutCouch January 3, 2022

geiselman

Geiselman: the best people ever in every aspect

Geiselman’s are the best

by Hdjgdndjud June 29, 2022

Giesel-Man

The most awesome of awesome. Indescribably great (except by the use of this word). A shining beacon of near-perfection in a world filled with stuff that's something less.

Evan is so suave, sophisticated, intelligent, graceful...The list goes on. He's the best at everything. He's a Giesel-Man.

by Jeremy Lo June 17, 2006

Hank Gisselman

a Hank Gisselman is a being of pure enlightenment ,they are bowed down to all across the world, always a very important and god like being, many people look up to a Hank Gisselman.

ben: did you see how cool that was .
tim: we are in the essence of a Hank Gisselman

by Savage legend July 6, 2017