giesch 

The act of giesching is a time honored tradition and should only be conducted by specialists. Dr. Ryan Hedden and Proffesor Brian Cronin are both some of the most experienced gieschers and have written many books on the subject. Giesch Awareness Day will be held to raise money for people who have been mis-giesched for counseling. It will also be held to aware people of the practice. Giesching seminars will be held at Laguna Beach High School.

Hoorah! Tomorrow is national Giesch Awareness Day and I am really excited, I just can't wait.

giesch by One Who Knows All March 1, 2005

giesch 

A form of abortion in which the baby's head is placed in between the doctor's ankles and claves and its neck is snapped in a 180 degree spin across the x-axis. Giesching is the second most humane form of abortion next to incineration of the child. This is because giesching is not 100% effective like incineration. It does, however, provide a fuel-efficient means of disposing of the baby's corpse, since a giesh (giesched child) can be thrown into a kiln and made into fuel. The minimum gieshing age as stated by the 28th amendment to the US Constitution is 6 years. The chances of a mis-giesch (unproper gieshing) go up dramatically after 6. In the event of a mis-giesch, the person giesched cannot be re-giesched until the age of 30-50. Causes of a mis-giesch include: snapping the neck to less than 180 degrees, gieshing outside the age limit, snapping the neck in the y or z axis, etc. A mis-giesh is commonly identified by stretch marks on the sternocleidomastoid. Victims of a mis-giesh commonly spend the first several years of their life in a Gieshing Rehabilitation Institute.

Tommy is the epitome of successful geishing; he was gieshed at exactly 180 degrees in the x-axis and thrown into my kiln.

giesch by Ryan Hedden December 9, 2004

Buurthuis Het Geschilde Tomaatje

One of the most revolutionary culinary establishments in the Netherlands. Famous internationally for it's free beer., it literally means 'Community Center: The Peeled Tomato'.
Simply one of the better places to drink a lot of beer without having to pay for it, sometimes you can even earn money by ordering beer at this restaurant, because it's a non-profit organization.
Other restaurants in the area hate this establishment for its low prices

This restaurant sucks, the beer isn't even free, it's not even close to a Buurthuis Het Geschilde Tomaatje-like establishment

Buurthuis Het Geschilde Tomaatje by snaaksnaak November 13, 2020

Geschichten aus dem Saarland 

A phrase used in German Memes,
(Has a similar meaning as Sweet home Alabama )

Person N1: i love my sister/brother

Person N2: Geschichten aus dem Saarland

Geschichten aus dem Saarland by Nagelneuer benzer June 19, 2020

geschenk 

Pronunciation: guh-SHANK
Function: noun or verb
Definition: To draw a penis on something or a drawing of a penis usually as a form of vandalism. Word borrowed from the German language because of its phonetic similarities to the word "shank." Although in German it means "gift," its American usage is entirely different, even though an argument can be made that a Geschenk would be a pleasant gift to find on your bedroom wall. Those who engage in the art of Geschenking are revered throughout mankind. The Geschenker is perpetually on a quest to become the "Geschenk-King."

Noun: "Look at that awesome Geschenk in Schoener's textbook!"
Verb: "You better watch out or I'll Geschenk your face!"
SHANK : HUMAN :: GESCHENK : INANIMATE OBJECT

geschenk by CountCrazy007 May 16, 2007

Glesch 

A term used usually in a loud and derpy voice, to communicate with someone across a large room (e.g. a classroom) or used as a suffix after a name (e.g. Michael Glesch)

Person 1: Glesch!!
Person 2: GLESCH!!!!

Person 1: Hello Nico Glesch
Person 2: Hello Jasper Glesch

Glesch by RoguePistol June 4, 2012

geschmoilt

Street-yiddish for confused, disoriented. Often used in conjunction with meshugenah. Implies a circumcision of the mind or brain.

Look at that poor schlub over there, yelling at the wall. He's a little geschmoilt on his meshugena! What? You want I should keep such a thing a secret?

geschmoilt by Eli Fedderschein March 5, 2008