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Douchelord

Someone who has reached such a high level of douchebaggery that they are respected and held in high esteem by other douchebags. The leader of the douchebags.
His reputation with the ladies has helped him attain douchelord status among his peers.
by thebeckster February 7, 2010
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Dohchella

Dohchella describes the distinct subcultural distinctions for those attending the Coachella Valley concert every spring in Southern California.

It is a complete accident that the first syllable of this word is a sound that a certain number of the cartoon Simpsons family makes when observing something unfortunate.

Social media has become a tool for not only the concert itself, but for attention seeking strategies.

Within the caged concert it is easy to express free-spirited Gypsy style by asking a fluorescent vested security guards to snap an independent thinking unique photograph- stand with the peace sign, hips cocked to the side, with Ferris wheel in background.

An exit poll of these open-minded attendees- Impressively, the average number of lifetime countries visited per attendee increased to 1.3 from the 2005 to 2014 average of 1.1.

76% of all foreign visitations were in Cancun or Ensenada Mexico. Rounding out the statistic, 1% stated they had been "to the moon and back with my Bestie"
Also in exciting news, those who are unable to attend this unique festival, The Ferris wheel will remain in place for the country concert "stagecoach" where free-spirited and non-mainstream thinking can rapidly be replaced with traditional wild west clothing and frowning and pictures, in Lieu of peace signs.

We hope this description of this life-changing amazing venue is beneficial to your inner transformation and all of the other amazing expressions you'll experience. And share.
Man, I can't even check my email because there's so many pop-ups of girls sending screenshots of their Snapchat of the butterfly glitter filter. Damn Dohchella"
by Craig Rasputin April 14, 2017
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Douchelogue

A conversation between douchebags, or between you and a party of reprehensible individuals. Even if you try to enter into a douchlogue to contribute reason, common sense, or decency, your ability to function as a worthwhile human being is compromised by the nature of the conversation. Whether participated in or just overheard, this dialogue makes you worse for having witnessed it.
Did you catch the debate the other day? Man, you go in hoping for candid discourse and end up with a total douchelogue every time.

I got caught up in this effing douchelogue with Jason earlier. Amy broke up with me because I looked so stupid.
by Jennifer27 October 7, 2008
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Doucheling

Little douches. Like big douches, but less smart and less original. Douchelings aspire to be douches but really just follow in the footsteps of the real douches. They travel in packs and tend to gravitate towards the head or "papa" douche of the pack. They only say and do things that a papa douchebag has said or done before. Douchelings also tend to spend a lot of time talking about their penis's, which are also little.
You're so stupid, your not even good enough to be a douche. You're just a doucheling.
by kevinseamonster September 20, 2009
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Douchelandia

Grrrrr. I have to go visit my grandparents in Douchelandia over spring break. What a drag. Now all I have to look forward to is a week of stupid morons, douchebags and vapid twats. Great.
by Jay BQ April 26, 2011
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douchelord

There are douches, and then there is the douchelord, who is the douchiest of all the douches.
Girl 1: He thinks he can get all the girls in the school.

Girl 2: No way! What a douchelord!
by ilovechickenalot March 18, 2011
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Douchelage

Much like the fuselage, which is the body of a plane; the douchelage is the body of a doucher.
Guy one: That man is such a douchebag
Guy two: How do you know?
Guy one: Did you not see his douchelage?
by Barry Cool< November 26, 2009
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