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Dohchella 

Dohchella describes the distinct subcultural distinctions for those attending the Coachella Valley concert every spring in Southern California.

It is a complete accident that the first syllable of this word is a sound that a certain number of the cartoon Simpsons family makes when observing something unfortunate.

Social media has become a tool for not only the concert itself, but for attention seeking strategies.

Within the caged concert it is easy to express free-spirited Gypsy style by asking a fluorescent vested security guards to snap an independent thinking unique photograph- stand with the peace sign, hips cocked to the side, with Ferris wheel in background.

An exit poll of these open-minded attendees- Impressively, the average number of lifetime countries visited per attendee increased to 1.3 from the 2005 to 2014 average of 1.1.

76% of all foreign visitations were in Cancun or Ensenada Mexico. Rounding out the statistic, 1% stated they had been "to the moon and back with my Bestie"
Also in exciting news, those who are unable to attend this unique festival, The Ferris wheel will remain in place for the country concert "stagecoach" where free-spirited and non-mainstream thinking can rapidly be replaced with traditional wild west clothing and frowning and pictures, in Lieu of peace signs.

We hope this description of this life-changing amazing venue is beneficial to your inner transformation and all of the other amazing expressions you'll experience. And share.
Man, I can't even check my email because there's so many pop-ups of girls sending screenshots of their Snapchat of the butterfly glitter filter. Damn Dohchella"
Dohchella by Craig Rasputin April 14, 2017
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Douchelation

When a douchebag translates (in their mind) someone's query as a greenlight to offer their negative opinion on a subject within the query, but not the main subject at hand, offering no help whatsoever.
"Hey everyone, Angie and I are thinking burgers tonight. Any suggestions on the best one or your favs?"

"OMG red meat's so bad for u. It's so fatty and stays in ur large intestines for years!"

"Thank you for the douchelation, but I'm asking what the best burgers in town are, not your opinion on red meat."
Douchelation by Raixor February 16, 2013

Doucheflag

Another name for car window flags.

People think they are super cool flying flags on all their car window, but everyone else thinks they are douchebags.
Doucheflag flyer: Hey check out the sweet Super Bowl champions window flag I have on my Jetta. The Patriots are the best!!
Bystander: Not only do you look like a giant douche for just having a doucheflag, but the Patriots haven't even been to the Super Bowl in years.
Doucheflag by ronious January 13, 2010

douchelganger 

The douchebag version of yourself; someone who resembles you, but is a douchebag. (From the slang "DOUCHEbag" + the German "doppelGANGER" meaning someone who resembles someone else.)
Tyrone is a great guy; Robbie looks like Tyrone, but Robbie is a douchebag. Robbie is Tyrone's douchelganger.
douchelganger by alex2000 May 24, 2009

DoucheLander 

After Jody decapitated Paul, he was struck by lightning and declared The Ultimate Douchelander.

doucheland 

Doucheland is inhabited by what we call Krauts, or douches
doucheland by andy1 February 25, 2006

Doucheilarium 

A doucheilarium or mikvak is a place where Orthodox Jews go for full body ritual bathing. It is widely used by Orthodox Jewish women to clean their box after menstruation or childbirth.
The NYPD had to post a cop outside of the doucheilarium in Brooklyn, to keep the little neighborhood black kids from looking in the windows for a free peep show.
Doucheilarium by Strounce January 1, 2010