when someone's sentiment, whether delivered via speech or status update, in someway describes the issues and sadness they feel during the holiday season.
Other accepted spellings: christm-ass-ues, xmissues.
Other accepted spellings: christm-ass-ues, xmissues.
1) Ugh. Taylor has christmissues.
2) My newsfeed has been overrun with christmissues!
3) Oh, she just doing what she does best... spreading her christm-ass-ues everywhere.
2) My newsfeed has been overrun with christmissues!
3) Oh, she just doing what she does best... spreading her christm-ass-ues everywhere.
by MeanOlTaquito December 17, 2011
Get the christmissues mug.Christmastable ( Christmas table) is the english translation to the Norwegian word Julebord. A julebord is a dinner held by companies for their employees around xmas time. Every working person in the country will be invited to at least one per year.
by HBOK December 1, 2013
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A subset of Christians who read the Bible from Genesis to the nativity, and then skip to Revelations at the end, the point being to purposefully exclude the actual teachings of Jesus Christ. The Christmastian belief system is founded primarily on ancient pagan celebrations that were adopted by early Christians. Christmastians reject peace, love and forgiveness and embrace vengeance, violence and never-ending war.
George W. Bush is a Christmastian.
by blogarillo June 11, 2006
Get the Christmastian mug.I was thinking for your Christmas present this year, I would push your pregnant baby mama down a staircase so that she loses the child.. Merry Christmiscarriage!
by Funnyman83 November 20, 2011
Get the Merry Christmiscarriage mug.Cristymistydinosaur was named after her ex that used to be CrustyDustyDinosaur024 or mochi_san024, before he changed it to LuffyGoofyDinosaur.
LuffyGoofyDinosaur later on changed his name after the breakup and deleted the old account.
He now goes by FunkySoulReaper - made fun out of "Raper."
Cristymistydinosaur said she is going to hold onto her name since it came a long way.
Cristymistydinosaur is not afraid, nor scared by what he might do to her.
Cristymistydinosaur is very honest and always tells stories from two sides instead of only hers.
Cristymistydinosaur is really caring and super happy that she is finally free.
Can you believe he even controlled what she had to wear?!
Cristymistydinosaur came a long way and everyone is really excited for her!
LuffyGoofyDinosaur later on changed his name after the breakup and deleted the old account.
He now goes by FunkySoulReaper - made fun out of "Raper."
Cristymistydinosaur said she is going to hold onto her name since it came a long way.
Cristymistydinosaur is not afraid, nor scared by what he might do to her.
Cristymistydinosaur is very honest and always tells stories from two sides instead of only hers.
Cristymistydinosaur is really caring and super happy that she is finally free.
Can you believe he even controlled what she had to wear?!
Cristymistydinosaur came a long way and everyone is really excited for her!
by Yngb February 22, 2022
Get the Cristymistydinosaur mug.by THEKINGKONG November 30, 2011
Get the Christmasteer mug.The label on the box that contains all the items from Christmas that defy categorization. It’s the flocked pinecones and the weird ornaments and snow globes that really have no other place to go. All the odd Christmas things from your Christmas trees over the years and the tacky Christmas towels that someone gave you. Basically if it doesn’t match up with anything else it goes in this box. You don’t have the heart to throw it away so into the box it must go.
Beverly is so organized and loves to have everything in its place. But when it time comes time to put Christmas away, there are some items that just don’t match up with anything else and have to be put in a catchall box that’s marked Christmiscellaneous. She now has about three of these boxes with old pinecones and snow globes.
by miwok February 24, 2023
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