Beejeebers are reflections of your soul. It's good to lose a few every now and then. They are fattening!
You scared the beejeebers out of me.
by Guardian angel September 29, 2013
Get the beejeebers mug.(aka "the hype-min") One who keeps the beat while the DJ is busy doing the following: mixing, drinking, smoking, dancing, going buck, uncle buck, crazy buck, n*gga buck, etc. swag.
Dude: "Wow DJ Staxxx this party is out of control, how do you manage to spin that shit so nice doe?"
DJ Staxxx: "I wouldn't be able to do it without my beatkeeper Pauly D, he's the swag, and you best belee dat"
DJ Staxxx: "I wouldn't be able to do it without my beatkeeper Pauly D, he's the swag, and you best belee dat"
by DJSTAX November 14, 2011
Get the beatkeeper mug.Paraphrased from an episode of Science Friday on NPR with Ira Plato that discussed "informal beekeeping", its benefits, bee awareness, and bee activism with David Tarpy and Kevin Matteson; one an Entomologist and the other an urban ecologist, respectively:
Informal beekeeping can be one of a number of things:
1. Reorienting and planting your garden so as to insure a healthy mix of native and ornamental flowers, especially native flowers so, for example, honey bees can be attracted while at the same time providing their larvae with a source of food, the protein from pollination.
2. Habitat Restoration: according to one of the two experts (I can't remember sorry), 70 % of bees live underground so finding the correct kind of soil for them to burrow is important if you really want to attract them. Meaning, planting native flowers may not be enough to attract them if the soil around your residence isn't conducive to their life style.
3. Reporting simple observations of bee species to aid in scientific documentation, natural preservation, and to contribute to an awareness of the importance of bees
4. Possibly becoming a licensed bee keeper who understands that bees should be carefully observed and cared for and that inexperienced bee keeping could result in unintended bee attacks and/or death of a bee colony.
Informal beekeeping can be one of a number of things:
1. Reorienting and planting your garden so as to insure a healthy mix of native and ornamental flowers, especially native flowers so, for example, honey bees can be attracted while at the same time providing their larvae with a source of food, the protein from pollination.
2. Habitat Restoration: according to one of the two experts (I can't remember sorry), 70 % of bees live underground so finding the correct kind of soil for them to burrow is important if you really want to attract them. Meaning, planting native flowers may not be enough to attract them if the soil around your residence isn't conducive to their life style.
3. Reporting simple observations of bee species to aid in scientific documentation, natural preservation, and to contribute to an awareness of the importance of bees
4. Possibly becoming a licensed bee keeper who understands that bees should be carefully observed and cared for and that inexperienced bee keeping could result in unintended bee attacks and/or death of a bee colony.
Samantha: Omg, get this bee away from me!!!!
Victor: If you just sit still, the bee will probably leave you alone. Common bees are only aggressive when other animals are aggressive towards them.
Danny: What, your a bee expert now?
Victor: No, but I practice "informal beekeeping" and feel the aversion we have towards bees isn't well founded when you think of how important they are to maintaining a healthy ecosystem.
Samantha (Sarcastically): thanks Victor, really helpful!
Danny: Who could have thought Danny would ever become a "civilian scientist", much less an informal beekeeper
Victor: If you just sit still, the bee will probably leave you alone. Common bees are only aggressive when other animals are aggressive towards them.
Danny: What, your a bee expert now?
Victor: No, but I practice "informal beekeeping" and feel the aversion we have towards bees isn't well founded when you think of how important they are to maintaining a healthy ecosystem.
Samantha (Sarcastically): thanks Victor, really helpful!
Danny: Who could have thought Danny would ever become a "civilian scientist", much less an informal beekeeper
by legal pwn August 7, 2009
Get the informal beekeeping mug.The act of inserting a mason jar filled with angry hornets into someone's anus until just the very end is visible at which point the glass is shattered with a hammer or other blunt object.
by Sothy September 30, 2012
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bee•fuh•kee•per Filipino origins
VERB
The act or art of treating beef by rubbing, kneading, patting, or the like, to stimulate circulation, increase suppleness, relieve tension, etc.
Slang. Attentive or indulgent beefing; beefery:
egobeef.
VERB (used with object), beef·kept, beef·keep·ing:
To treat by beef.
Slang. To beef with special care and attention; coddlebeef or "beef pamper":
The beefery beefkeeps its regular customers with unlimited beefkeeper attention.
bee•fuh•kee•per Filipino origins
VERB
The act or art of treating beef by rubbing, kneading, patting, or the like, to stimulate circulation, increase suppleness, relieve tension, etc.
Slang. Attentive or indulgent beefing; beefery:
egobeef.
VERB (used with object), beef·kept, beef·keep·ing:
To treat by beef.
Slang. To beef with special care and attention; coddlebeef or "beef pamper":
The beefery beefkeeps its regular customers with unlimited beefkeeper attention.
"Ted is a Beefkeeper."
by Circus Demise Secretions September 27, 2023
Get the Beefkeeper mug.waking up in the middle of the night and having to take a piss sooo bad that you do it in any bottle you have handy. then going back to sleep and forgeting were you put it. then someone finds it weeks later and thinks your a freak.
i was sleeping in the airport and had 2 take a mad wizz i took out my snaple bottle and filled it wit my hot piss. my gf found it later in my suitcase i pulled a peekeeper... it was dum akward
by thebaddestofmen November 7, 2010
Get the peekeeper mug.A member of the underground sex trade, commonly referred as a pimp, that only contracts with male prostitutes.
by Fubia April 6, 2018
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