crank it up top 

crank it up all the way. If you play sports and you hear this before a game, this could be used to pump up your team, See "Crank-it-up time" for more.

ONE TIME LET'S CRANK IT UP TOP!!

(WHOO!!)

ONE TIME LET'S CRANK IT UP TOP!!

(AHHH!!)

crank it up top by mista crank-it-up October 7, 2009

half brown from the top down 

When a sodomist has removed his penis from his lover's anus only to find it covered in feces. Enemas are your friend. I gots shit on mah dick.

Oh man, when I pulled it out it was half brown from the top down!
Why is our toilet plunger half brown from the top down?

half brown from the top down by Willis Drummond March 19, 2003

Choc-top

Poo covered dick

-Oscar, want a choc-top??
-fuck yeah!!!

Choc-top by Ilovechoctop October 5, 2015

multigrain muffin top 

origionated from the phrase "muffin top", "multigrain muffin top" describes a person that not only wears pants that are obviously too tight, but wears a whole outfit too tight.

-wearing boots that have excess fat bulging from the top
-tee top shirts where the bulge can be seen protruding from the arm holes (usually added is the outline of rolls in front)
-pants that bulge above the waist band
-shorts that leave a bulg of fat squeezed out of the top and bottom
-braceletes, wristbands, or stylish gloves that are too tight

by succeeding in two, or all of the above, you have acheived multigrain muffin top

that chick's not only rocking the muffin top, but its a multigrain muffin top

multigrain muffin top by renerawr March 4, 2010

bop my top 

placing a finger or thumb into the orfice of an erect penis immediately before ejaculation, thus causing one large cumshot when the finger is removed and is known to make a "popping" sound

dude i was yankin one out the other night and decided to bop my top......... i shot a load that looked like a ball of wet paper towels

bop my top by papa j dizzle December 29, 2010

TheOl' Turtle Top Slam 

A Sex Postion dating back to the Bible, Its has Many Names such as;
Serving the Cervix
Winding The Womb
Brutal Blow
The Ol'162
Fallopian Fatality.
DEFINITION:
When a Male is Inserting his Penis in to the Womans Vagina On first Entry To make the woman Wetter, he simply Lifts Her Legs up (Face Height) and Jumps. Slamming the Woman Down Either Head First on her her back, then if she hits hard enough, depending on penis size, it will rocket right up into her maybe causing womb damage.

(NOTE) This will only Work if you Penis Is Large Enough and Has an exceptional Girth.

Hey Jim, i Turtle top Slammed Your Nan last night, Her Minge is the Size of the Grand Canyon.

OI You Prick,I Gave your dead Mum a Fallopian Fatality.

Person one:Going out to meet my Girlfriend to Night!
Person Two:Ohh You going to Meet Third base.
Person one:You bet ill Give Her The Ol'162

I cant wait to give your Daughter TheOl' Turtle Top Slam she is Buff and Tight, Init.

TheOl' Turtle Top Slam by Peter Crotch November 18, 2006

Muffin Top 

Holding your shaft, while cutting off circulation to the head of the penis, creating the look of a muffin top.

I muffin topped myself, to the point where my hand hurt from holding onto it for so long.

Muffin Top by DeerQueef September 1, 2009