Black Hole

A ridiculously hairy asshole, so dark it gives the appearance of a black hole.

Alex just showed me his black hole.

by DeerQueef September 10, 2009

Muffin Top

Holding your shaft, while cutting off circulation to the head of the penis, creating the look of a muffin top.

I muffin topped myself, to the point where my hand hurt from holding onto it for so long.

by DeerQueef September 01, 2009