Muffin Top

Holding your shaft, while cutting off circulation to the head of the penis, creating the look of a muffin top.
I muffin topped myself, to the point where my hand hurt from holding onto it for so long.
by DeerQueef September 01, 2009
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Black Hole

A ridiculously hairy asshole, so dark it gives the appearance of a black hole.
Alex just showed me his black hole.
by DeerQueef September 11, 2009
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