DeerQueef's definitions

Muffin Top

Holding your shaft, while cutting off circulation to the head of the penis, creating the look of a muffin top.

I muffin topped myself, to the point where my hand hurt from holding onto it for so long.

by DeerQueef September 1, 2009

Black Hole

A ridiculously hairy asshole, so dark it gives the appearance of a black hole.

Alex just showed me his black hole.

by DeerQueef September 10, 2009