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-Oscar, want a choc-top??
-fuck yeah!!!
Choc-top by Ilovechoctop October 5, 2015
Words you can keep
When you stick the head of your penis in a persons rectum while the person needs to defecate and then pull out, offering them the choc-top for $1 at the drive thru.
'Jeremy totally got a choc-top from me last night'
Choc-Top by ItIsITheStinker January 1, 2017
when engaging in anal sex the man pulls his penis out with shit on the tip and puts it in the females mouth
the guy gave her a nasty choc-top
CHOC-TOP by verybickboy November 1, 2018
when you do anal and you pull you dick out and half of it is covered in poo
fuck mate the choc-top she gave me was shit
choc-top by p3rs0nality November 12, 2019

choc top 

When having anal sex with a homosexual partner,
having shit on the knob of you penis after withdrawing.
Man, you just gave me a choc top
choc top by Define Man April 23, 2006

Choc top 

A homosexual after having sex with his partner.
Partner1 - WOW! I got a choc top!

Partner2 - I feel so Fudged right now.

choc top 

it is when you have anal sex with someone, then pulling out your penis which is covered in their shit and then getting your shit covered penis sucked, blowjob.
After having anal sex
Matilda: wow that was great
Nathaneal: ready for desert?
Matilda: mmm... is it your choc top?
choc top by 9001 naked men March 11, 2009
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
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