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It is a somewhat old fashioned way of saying "just kidding." It sounds more Shakespearean than "jk d00000d."
Person A: Bitch, I'll kick your ass!
Person B: *Gasp* You have such a sailor mouth!
Person A: What the motherf**k??
Person B: Har har, I kid, you old sea dog!
Person A: Har har har har!
I kid by Ben L. January 8, 2006
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A good responce when you have nothing better to say.
"I broke my leg yesterday!"
"I see."
I see by CAR I August 5, 2008
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I've covered wars, ya' know 

The single most bad-ass'D quote of the century.
Orignated from Xbox360s game, Dead Rising, afterwards it soon meant eveything that is cool, to an amazing pick-up line.
Jessie: Do you know how to use it?
Frank West: Kinda'.
Frank West: I've covered wars, ya' know.
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Scott: Hey Josh, I've covered wars, ya' know.
Josh: Let's make out!
Scott: Score.

I'm baby 

When you're the youngest one in your current situation OR you're the softest/kindest.
"Don't bully me, I'm baby."
I'm baby by Turtle Laurens May 5, 2019

I hate to say it, but 

I LOVE to say it. A statement that is always followed by a smug, judgemental, self-satisfied remark about someone else. Similar in many ways to I'm not being racist, but, the statement is used in a vain attempt to get people to think that it pains the person to say what he is about to say, when in fact it is plainly obvious that saying what he is about to say gives him a great deal of satisfaction.
I hate to say it, but I knew they'd end up divorced. She's such a floozie.

I-L-L I-N-I 

A call and response rallying cheer known to all students and alumni of the University of Illinois (the REAL one, in Chambana) and heard not only at sporting events, but also, as rumor has it, in random locations throughout the world such as Disney World, the Wisconsin Dells, or Rome.

Someone will yell "I-L-L" and everyone in hearing yells back "I-N-I," thus successfully spelling the team name, Illini (or fighting Illini, so named for military veterans). Often repeated many times in succession.

Sometimes the leader is a cheerleader or a drunk person, but this is not required. If the first part is yelled, the reply must be loud and automatic or you didn't really go to this school.

Copied by the University of Missouri who believe their team name (Tigers) and/or state name (Missouri) is spelled "M-I-Z Z-O-U."

Along with "Oskee Wow-Wow," this serves not only as a cheer, but also as a friendly greeting among Illini (often recognized by their Chief Illinwek gear) and a great conversation starter. Serves the purpose of a secret handshake in helping to identify potential allies.
Cheerleaders: I-L-L!
Crowd: I-N-I!
Cheerleaders and Drunk Guy: I-L-L!
Crowd: I-N-I!
*team does something embarrassing*
Drunk Guy: I-L-L!
*crickets chirp*
Drunk Guy: I-L-L!
Person in front of Drunk Guy: i-n-i?

Stranger 1: (notices Chief logo across busy street) I-L-L
Stranger 2: (not knowing who yelled at them) I-N-I!!!

Funeral Director: That's a nice orange and blue tie. I-L-L.
Dead alumnus: I-N-I.
Funeral Director: So what was your major?
Dead alumnus: Engineering. You?
Funeral Director: ....

*Chaos reigns in the streets and violent mobs are forming due to the zombiepocalypse. A lone person cries out: I-L-L? Instantly, a group of 25 Illinois alums rush to the rescue, shouting their battle cry: I-N-I!!!! as they bash in zombie heads and continue on their merry way with their new member, yelling "I-L-L I-N-I" all the while.*

I'm gonna nut 

A saying used to express a tremendous amount of emotion positive or negative. Usually used in times of extreme joy or frustration. Not to be confused with I'm gonna bust a nut.
Bro if this fails I'm gonna nut

Dude if I get that position I've been hoping for I'm gonna nut
I'm gonna nut by FireBerb November 16, 2018