thinkle

The thought(s) you have while going to the bathroom, or tinkling.

"Hey Bonnie, i had quite the thinkle today"

by dipinchip August 14, 2009

Thinkerbating

Verb - Used casually on the East coast, it refers to when someone masturbates vigorously while in deep philosophical thought. It may also be referred to as ponderbating.

Toby Lerone: "Hey, what where you doing in your room? Where you masturbating?"

Maya Gingerkov: "Actually, I was thinking about what I want to do with my future."

Toby Lerone: "Bro, I heard your ballsack bouncing around."

Maya Gingerkov: "Okay, you got me. I was thinkerbating."

by Qwad35 December 21, 2013

think straight

Something that gays cant do

Damn bro im so gay i cant even think straight

by Mer(ca) March 24, 2020

Child What Were You Thinking

Term that people use when someone younger does something random, stupid, or uncalled for.

You threw your test in the trash can? Child what were you thinking

by sumguy91 July 31, 2012

kids that think theyre badass

Is defined as a person that drives around a community that tries to become the dominate one by being loud and obnoxious to people or friends that they know are more dominate then the badass himself.

Kids that think theyre badass

by James1234533 November 14, 2013

When I masturbate I think of you

What normal, rational girls don't want to hear.

After band class, some random kid told me "When I masturbate I think of you."

by Jinx (Name already Used) December 27, 2010

That's what I was thinking

Most commonly said by those who have no freaking clue what is going on. Yet, they feel compelled to say, “That’s what I was thinking!” In hopes of you thinking they might just be smart or cool.

Person1: ...and that is how you boil water.
Person2: "That's what I was thinking".

by 7eleven December 3, 2007