Mooner

A person who repeatedly takes advantage of friends or relationships for personal gain, often acting out of desperation, making the same mistakes, and returning seeking forgiveness after each fallout.

Ryan is being such a mooner lately

by Mr.blacky June 20, 2025

Mooger

A booger that is white from snorting crystal meth.

Man, I couldn't breathe out of my nose after last night, until i blew out that mooger!

by BRamstein October 18, 2025

Moomer

A millennial that’s acting like a boomer (being lame and old)

Ew you’re being such a moomer refusing to download TikTok.

by fruitypesto October 23, 2025

gooter mooter

psychotic mood;acting crazy;bitchy

Dont go all gooter mooter on me.

by jess&tasha July 11, 2003

mass-mooserar

a person who murders alot of moose's.

Oh my god there's that mass-mooserar, he should have never been let out of jail WELL I NEVER!

by Amalia Carroll May 30, 2008

Milk moofer

One that is not ftb

Yo you see that milk moofer over there? He's so not ftb

by Moofmilker December 29, 2016

Jizz mopper

Janitor type of guy who stands around with a mop and a bucket in the back of the adult bookstores listening intently for men who are orgasming in the private booths watching sex videos. As soon as he hears a few squirts he gets his mop ready and after the man exits the private booth he starts doing his job. That is, mopping up the jizz that’s hopefully contained to just on the floor and not on any of the walls.

I used to be a high-powered attorney. Now I’ve been reduced to being a jizz mopper in an adult bookstore.

by ererueru July 22, 2020