Moopert
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moopert
When one becomes aroused while dismissing of feces from their rectum, and thus masterbates while defficating.
Moopert is as described in the poem below:
poop is good
poop is great
i like to poop while i masterbate.
shit is smelly
shit is sweet
i like to shit while i beat my meat.
crap has corn
crap is crunchy
i like to crap while i spank my monkey.
terd is long
terd is lumpy
i like to terd when i shake my salami.
feces make sound
feces are sharp
i like laying feces while i shoot my darts.
logs are smelly
logs can sting
i like to drop a log while my yogurt i sling.
poop is good
poop is great
i like to poop while i masterbate.
shit is smelly
shit is sweet
i like to shit while i beat my meat.
crap has corn
crap is crunchy
i like to crap while i spank my monkey.
terd is long
terd is lumpy
i like to terd when i shake my salami.
feces make sound
feces are sharp
i like laying feces while i shoot my darts.
logs are smelly
logs can sting
i like to drop a log while my yogurt i sling.
moopert by Jimmy Little January 1, 2008
Related Words
moopert • Maori-Mongolian Mooperton • mooper • moopet • Mooterton • Moobert • mooberty • mooperbating • Mooper mouth • moperton
mooberty
A phase during adulthood when a man first develops moobs. Usually begins in mid to late 30s but has been known to happen in late 20s in some male office workers.
Larry: Holy crap Frank, I didn't know you'd reached mooberty already, your moobs are huge!
Frank: yeah it sucks, I've started getting moobsweat too. I wish my mother would buy me my first man bra.
Frank: yeah it sucks, I've started getting moobsweat too. I wish my mother would buy me my first man bra.
mooberty by Clive London November 29, 2007
Moobert
The hidden character that appears in every fourh pannel in all Dilbert comics*
*Does not appear in any Dilbert comic.
*Does not appear in any Dilbert comic.
Moobert by zxcvbnmnbvcxz123 March 11, 2003
Fozzie Moopet
An ungodly sex act that involves rubbing dead animal skins (usually domestic pets) on someones body in order to slowly degrade their skin and sense of self worth. Is best performed when all participants are watching the Muppets. The Dark Crystal is also acceptable
I just had a Fozzie Moopet. I hate my life now because I spend so much time at my dermatologist's office.
Fozzie Moopet by DrBird February 18, 2017
mooper
mooper by birdie7903 August 18, 2021
mooperbating
Performing the two tasks of masterbating and pooping in one bathroom visit, possibly at the same exact time.
Greg: "Alright I'm gonna go mooperbate in the bathroom, be back in a few."
Rob: "OK."
Rob: "That guy is such an asshole."
Greg: "Yeah I'm gonna mooperbate on his face."
Rob: "OK."
Rob: "That guy is such an asshole."
Greg: "Yeah I'm gonna mooperbate on his face."
mooperbating by Robby H. February 8, 2005
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