Moopert

The pillar of Stormwind City and incredibly cute.

Not my Moopert!

by ForElune February 20, 2021

moopert

When one becomes aroused while dismissing of feces from their rectum, and thus masterbates while defficating.

Moopert is as described in the poem below:

poop is good
poop is great
i like to poop while i masterbate.

shit is smelly
shit is sweet
i like to shit while i beat my meat.

crap has corn
crap is crunchy
i like to crap while i spank my monkey.

terd is long
terd is lumpy
i like to terd when i shake my salami.

feces make sound
feces are sharp
i like laying feces while i shoot my darts.

logs are smelly
logs can sting
i like to drop a log while my yogurt i sling.

by Jimmy Little January 1, 2008

mooberty

A phase during adulthood when a man first develops moobs. Usually begins in mid to late 30s but has been known to happen in late 20s in some male office workers.

Larry: Holy crap Frank, I didn't know you'd reached mooberty already, your moobs are huge!

Frank: yeah it sucks, I've started getting moobsweat too. I wish my mother would buy me my first man bra.

by Clive London November 29, 2007

Moobert

The hidden character that appears in every fourh pannel in all Dilbert comics*



*Does not appear in any Dilbert comic.

Wow that's one freaking big Moobert you got over there.

by zxcvbnmnbvcxz123 March 11, 2003

Fozzie Moopet

An ungodly sex act that involves rubbing dead animal skins (usually domestic pets) on someones body in order to slowly degrade their skin and sense of self worth. Is best performed when all participants are watching the Muppets. The Dark Crystal is also acceptable

I just had a Fozzie Moopet. I hate my life now because I spend so much time at my dermatologist's office.

by DrBird February 18, 2017

mooper

noun. A person or animal that is known to piss and shit in, on, or around anything.

Did you her that Alex pissed on Jan's couch?
Ugh yeah such a mooper.

by birdie7903 August 18, 2021

mooperbating

Performing the two tasks of masterbating and pooping in one bathroom visit, possibly at the same exact time.

Greg: "Alright I'm gonna go mooperbate in the bathroom, be back in a few."
Rob: "OK."

Rob: "That guy is such an asshole."
Greg: "Yeah I'm gonna mooperbate on his face."

by Robby H. February 8, 2005