left cock

A left angular curve in the irrect penis. Usually caused from a blow to the dick. Found in rare specimens

"Zack had a raging left cock"
"that tranny has a hard left cock"

by poppycock245 December 30, 2011

left lane car wash

The act of spraying an excessive amount of washer fluid (especially on sunny days) on the car behind you after you've pulled in front of them. Typically used to serve vigilante justice to an inconsiderate left lane bandit.

Man, there were so many left lane bandits out there yesterday, that on a 2 hour drive I went through 3 gallons of washer fluid handing out the ole left lane car washse.

by FlyInverted May 15, 2015

left bench

a world that is used to describe when you are not playing and sitting on the bench in a sport.

Last game I let the other team score 10 points, so the next game I had to play left bench.

by Picklesssss May 25, 2018

Left me unopened

The only form of disrespect that exceeds being left on read. Usually anywhere from forty minutes to an hour people know you've reached out.

Left me unopened " Wowww I know rebecca can see my message. "

by oOoofboifrick May 29, 2018

Left Play

Left play or Right play are often referenced to as your right wrist or left wrist, Most commonly used by Rapper Bryson Chapman in his song "Fast Life, Fast Lanes".

"Diamonds on my Left Play"

by Damnitihavefuckinghickups October 11, 2019

Left King-Nut

The left nut(OF A KING ONLY!!!!). Dangles from the pubis as an essential part of the genitalia. Typically larger and hanging lower than the right nut. The dominant testicle.

Billy: Those niggers can suck on my left King-nut, they can't fuck with me.

Allen: Your majesty.. I-....

by Gag on my poop nut October 17, 2019

Left Supremacist

One who believes that their beliefs are superior to others and should therefore dominate society, and be the only ones allowed to speak.

That politician is a Left Supremacist, because they used their Attorney General to brand parents Terrorists, because parents disagree with schools teaching racist ideologies to their children.

by The Big Tasty January 15, 2022