Deep Crow

The reason there are no more balrogs in the world.

This vile feathered creature appears at first a massive, corrupted crow, if one were the size of a building. Its beautiful dark black plumage juxtaposing the disgusting multitude of unblinking eyes mounted above a powerful ant-like beak, and four lethal talons -- each with claws as sharp as razors -- ready themselves before a heavy, swinging tail.

This terrifying creature is responsible for night raids on farms that are often mistakenly blamed on dragons or common cattle thieves. Swooping down out of the darkness on massive wings, the powerful bird simply lifts off with livestock in its talons. Its roost is frequently littered with the smashed skeletons of former meals, with recognizable skulls evidencing that the terrible creature has no compunctions about eating human flesh. Growing ever larger with age, truly ancient deep crows are fearsome creatures indeed.

Notable deep crows live in:

1. Power Dome A.

2. Some kinda warren, forgotten by the good people of th' Earth, under a garage in the Pacific Northwest.

Deep crow! Oh nooooo! Deep croooooow!

by Fredwick April 8, 2008

away the Crow Road

Old Scots expression for dead.

Also from the Iain Banks book/BBC miniseries "The Crow Road"

Aye, Fergus is away the Crow Road.

by Dr. Badwrench July 10, 2006

Witch-Crow

A Witch-Crow is of a female gender, usually referring to an older woman ( 40+). She is always the bearer of bad news and her mere presence brings a negative and pessimistic vibe.

The Witch-Crow has long acrylic nails, her favorite colour is usually purple or red. They tend to have a high pitched crow-like voice that pierces the ears of young adolescence.

NOTE: Do not be fooled when a Witch-Crow is 'crying' or pretending to have feelings... this is part of their plan to trap you.

The Witch-Crow is home, quick where should we go?

"Clean the house idiots", yells the witchcrow.

by enidohr September 20, 2011

diva crow

To make a law suppressing an alternative gender/sexual orientation.

Indiana Gov. Mike Pence's signature on the diva crow law also known as the religious freedom law codified one person's religious belief so that it could overrule another's.

by aretegroup April 3, 2015

jeezum crow

a way to say "jesus christ" without having to take the lord's name in vain.

"jeezum crow, that was crazy go nuts!"

by izon July 23, 2004

o'er-crow

v. t. To crow, exult, or boast, over; to overpower. Contraction of "overcrow."

HAMLET
O, I die, Horatio;
The potent poison quite o'er-crows my spirit:
I cannot live to hear the news from England;
But I do prophesy the election lights
On Fortinbras: he has my dying voice;
So tell him, with the occurrents, more and less,
Which have solicited. The rest is silence.

by Overlord Zurg March 15, 2004

The Crow

The elite technique of masturbating with the inside of your elbow.

Kyle: Oh shit, you hear about Devin?
Alex: What about him about him?
Kyle: He got admitted into the hospital for scoliosis.
Alex: What the fuck, how?
Kyle: He was trying the Crow. Poor kid couldn't handle it yet.

by shiznit1707 February 9, 2009