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Tuscaloosa Beefwrap 

When a man wraps his flaccid weiner around another man's hard weiner and jacks him off with it to completion.
Jaccob tried to give Paddy a Tuscaloosa Beefwrap, but he couldn't finish without getting an erection himself.
Related Words
tussy Tushar tusk tuss tush tussin tuscaloosa tushy Tusty TUS

Tuskegee Volcano 

The act of locking someone in the room with you (the gender doesn't matter) and asking them to simply eat a few bags of flaming Red Hot Cheeto's. Little do they know, you have spiked them with Ex-Lax. after waiting awhile, engage in sexual intercourse with them anally, and when you ejaculate, the laxetives should kick in and they should spew flamming, red hot cummy diareha all over the walls, like a volcano.
Jim: "Ay Jamal. You smash that bitch last night?"
Jamal: "yump. I did that Tuskegee Volcano with dat bitch."
Jim: "Damn. She musta NEEDED some dick."
Tuskegee Volcano by ThatBawla February 19, 2009
A user of a product who commonly raises ridiculous or otherwise hilariously daft questions relating to usability.
Common TUser questions:

"wot doz this button do" - a tautology of "i cnt find wot i want"
"y cant {common item} be in {preposterous place}"
"i dun get this" - relating to common syntax/feature or well documented item
TUser by RichWhilding99 December 15, 2008
(noun, proper noun)An unlucky washcloth kept in the shower, reserved for washing ones nether regions.

From the Yiddish tokhes, the buttocks, now Anglicized to tucchus and tush.
"Hey Larry, that was some workout. Thanks for letting me use your shower."

"So Michael, did you happen to use that washcloth?"

"Yep. From head to toe."

"Check it out! That was my tushrag dude!"
tushrag by Indian Larry December 2, 2009

tuscan choke 

Choking someone while shoving assorted Italian spices in their anal cavity.
Last night, my lady love was in the mood for Italian. So I Tuscan choked her.
tuscan choke by Argylegargoyle October 9, 2013
A fine (handsome) Black man; usually young, upper class, and a high achiever - like someone who could have been a Tuskeegee Airman.
She's dating that fine Tuskeegee Craig now.
He's a Tuskeegee and she's from the projects.
Tuskeegee by Bluesette May 3, 2014