movie ticket 

A very expensive peice of paper that people pay money to have torn. The experience is usually as big a waste of time as the movie they're allowed to see in the aftermath.

One movie ticket for The Wedding Crashers.

movie ticket by thenesmonster August 28, 2005

meal ticket 

If you say that something or someone is a meal ticket, you mean that they provide a person with money or a lifestyle which they would not otherwise have.

“Of course that man isn’t going to leave you. You are his meal ticket!”

meal ticket by Diane39 April 4, 2020

Paki ticket 

a pakistani's parking ticket

Pakistani - wheres my ticket
Cop - *hands him his ticket* - heres your paki ticket

Paki ticket by dsfdsf January 11, 2008

knob ticket 

Like a hall pass for the ladies. If a deal is made where the lucky lady does chore to which the man is pleased with, she gets rewarded with receiving a knob ticket where she uses it at any time at her discretion

Girlfriend: here's your sandwich babe

Boyfriend: thank you! And for your reward accept this knob ticket at your disposal at any time!

knob ticket by Moot athletic June 19, 2014

lunch ticket 

a currency used by millions of school children

i has 5,000,000 dollars in lunch tickets

lunch ticket by wizard webster April 7, 2015

silicon ticket

To be permitted by your girlfriend/boyfriend/spouse to stay late at work.

"Finally got a silicon ticket from the missus - time to get my hustle on!"

silicon ticket by amscray October 9, 2017

Nude ticket 

A Nude ticket is a ticket you can send anyone you feel comfortable with.

You can send it to anyone boyfriend, girlfriend, friends, side-chick, side-dude. ANYONE!!!! (Do not send to family)

*send nude ticket*
Hi I would like to redeem this.

Nude ticket by SUEUEGEGIEHDHEJ3IE April 19, 2019