Shocking

Adjective:
Slightly boring, uninteresting and not worth your attention.

Its origen: The word is often used to make articles or internet pages seem interesting to a potential reader, as it is coincidentally homonym to its own antonym Shocking, from which the word Shocking was derived in the early part of the information/internet era.

Related forms:

Verb: Shock

Adverb: Shockingly

Synonyms: Staggering, astounding, startling, appalling, breathtaking.
Antonyms: Shocking, staggering, astounding, startling, appalling, breathtaking.

"It was shocking"
"What he did next would shock the whole world"
"The original inventor of windows has revealed his biggest breakthrough since windows 1.0! It's Shocking!"

by ixilliana March 2, 2017

lip my stocking

what to say when you want someone to go inside your pants in japan

japa: hey, lip my stocking! prease!

sushi: yo, i'll lip her stockings any day.

by vedm June 6, 2017

Socking Cheesestring.

Socking.
Cheesestring,
Basically, Just Like passing on sex diesases.

uncle richard "stop socking that cheesestring bitch" :L
"Iwasnt socking nothing, but my mum"! :L

Socking Cheesestring. :L

by Jem&Han October 29, 2008

Sockington

An awesome wittle adorable kitty cat on Twitter with over 1,500,000 followers and three times as many followers as Tom Cruise :P

Hey, I'm following Sockington on Twitter. I liked his last tweet about the salmon.

by Dr.Awesome-O June 21, 2010

Snacking off

Eating food whilst masturbating

A: I heard about edible panties, and man am I hungry and horny.

B: Have you tried snacking off?

by onemanarmy675 November 18, 2011

Snicking

The word used to describe the action of snifing and licking, comonly actioned by a dog sniffing something it finds appetizing.

'I fell asleep on a plate of meat, my ear was right in it; when I woke up, my dog was snicking at my ear'

'That guys fart was so meaty, the dog was snicking the sofa where he was sat after he left'

by The Essex Lion September 11, 2012

stocking-stouffers

Small Christmas --- oops, I mean, WINTER HOLIDAY --- gifts of boxed frozen ready-to-eat-or-heat edibles.

Giving someone stocking-stouffers is all well and good, but you need to place said goodies in said cloth receptacles just shortly before their recipients come to collect them, since the frozen packages would likely start thawing before too long, and thus would make a drippy mess.

by QuacksO July 9, 2021