Shmigarette

A noun describing a cigarette, but in the context of feeling slightly guilty or indulgent about having said cigarette.

person A: "wanna go for a wee... Shmigarette?"
Person B: "aw I really shouldn't I'm supposed to be cutting down but... Aye fuck it treat yo self"

by ostrichlady January 24, 2017

shmiguit

Another way of saying cigarette. Especially if you don't want people to understand what you are about to go do outside.

Says to her friend in front of their boss, "Hey is it shmiguit time yet?"

by Elleveeuh April 6, 2017

shmegenher

unicorn term for food

i need some shmegenher

by #UnicornQueen! June 9, 2017

shmiguel

A muhfuckin og

That ShMiguel OG

by Sh.dothoncho October 31, 2017

shmiggly biggily

To suck a mans penis

Hey big boy, lemme give you a shmiggly biggily

by TheSamps November 3, 2017

Shmegma

The white substance on the surface of the males penis that shows up when u do not clean your penis in the shower.

Damn bro I got too much shmegma on my Dick.

by UrbanDictionmaster October 16, 2018

Shmeg

Slang for smegma. First originated in Essex England from a blonde teen boy that likes to copy cows and what they do.

Yo you cleaned your Shmeg off your cow.

by Bad man Shmeggles June 4, 2019