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Shmeeherpies 

a very awkward sexually transmitted disease contracted only by having public, unprotected sex. usually happens in places such as hallways and football games
"hey i heard you caught first degree shmeeherpies at school yesterday"
"yea i knew i should have been getting with my girl in somewhere private"
"you should have been"

"yo shmeeherpie"
"dude dont call me that, its annoying."
Shmeeherpies by willbarrow November 29, 2013
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shmerenerd

in between emotions; not knowing whether you are shocked or confused when staring at someone or thing.
Jon: “ Henry looked soooo shmerenerd when seeing his grandmas nudes.”

Glen: “Yeah i know, that was hilarious”

Henry: “what. in the. actual. f-”
shmerenerd by TheRealSexyMexi February 20, 2023

Shmeesher 

(noun) One who quits a feef session early, inexplicably leading to intense frustration and a life with no friends.
After an hour of mentally preparing myself for feef by sheeshing kief. this shmeesher shat on my face.
Shmeesher by FeefNSheeshALLDAY June 24, 2011

shmerenered 

The feelings when you have a stunned look and are confused at what you are looking at.
The dog looked shmerenered
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
Word of the Day on May 22, 2026
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020
Word of the Day on May 21, 2026