shmegenher 

unicorn term for food

i need some shmegenher

shmegenher by #UnicornQueen! June 9, 2017

Shmeeherpies 

a very awkward sexually transmitted disease contracted only by having public, unprotected sex. usually happens in places such as hallways and football games

"hey i heard you caught first degree shmeeherpies at school yesterday"
"yea i knew i should have been getting with my girl in somewhere private"
"you should have been"

"yo shmeeherpie"
"dude dont call me that, its annoying."

Shmeeherpies by willbarrow November 29, 2013

shmerenerd

in between emotions; not knowing whether you are shocked or confused when staring at someone or thing.

Jon: “ Henry looked soooo shmerenerd when seeing his grandmas nudes.”

Glen: “Yeah i know, that was hilarious”

Henry: “what. in the. actual. f-”

shmerenerd by TheRealSexyMexi February 20, 2023

Shmeesher 

(noun) One who quits a feef session early, inexplicably leading to intense frustration and a life with no friends.

After an hour of mentally preparing myself for feef by sheeshing kief. this shmeesher shat on my face.

Shmeesher by FeefNSheeshALLDAY June 24, 2011

shmerenered 

The feelings when you have a stunned look and are confused at what you are looking at.

The dog looked shmerenered

shmerenered by qwertycantangle July 7, 2023