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Shmeeherpies 

a very awkward sexually transmitted disease contracted only by having public, unprotected sex. usually happens in places such as hallways and football games
"hey i heard you caught first degree shmeeherpies at school yesterday"
"yea i knew i should have been getting with my girl in somewhere private"
"you should have been"

"yo shmeeherpie"
"dude dont call me that, its annoying."
Shmeeherpies by willbarrow November 29, 2013
Related Words

shmerenerd

in between emotions; not knowing whether you are shocked or confused when staring at someone or thing.
Jon: “ Henry looked soooo shmerenerd when seeing his grandmas nudes.”

Glen: “Yeah i know, that was hilarious”

Henry: “what. in the. actual. f-”
shmerenerd by TheRealSexyMexi February 20, 2023

Shmeesher 

(noun) One who quits a feef session early, inexplicably leading to intense frustration and a life with no friends.
After an hour of mentally preparing myself for feef by sheeshing kief. this shmeesher shat on my face.
Shmeesher by FeefNSheeshALLDAY June 24, 2011

shmerenered 

The feelings when you have a stunned look and are confused at what you are looking at.
The dog looked shmerenered

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026