Definitions by UrbanDictionmaster

Shmegma

The white substance on the surface of the males penis that shows up when u do not clean your penis in the shower.

Damn bro I got too much shmegma on my Dick.

Shmegma by UrbanDictionmaster October 16, 2018

Kiefer 

kiefer is a thing where people get hard every-morning when they wake up.

Aww sh*t i got kiefered again!

Kiefer by UrbanDictionmaster November 9, 2017

Food ho 

Basically "Fat Bitches Fighting over food" which was a damn funny vine on the internet/Youtube

Man you wanna watch some "Food Ho's"

Food ho by UrbanDictionmaster November 9, 2017