Sex Nest

The condition of matted hair on or around the back of a woman's head, resulting from prolonged love making in the missionary position.

Did you see the size of Jenny's sex nest? She must have gotten it good last night.

by ColumbiaDesignGuy May 20, 2014

sparrow's nest

A slang term for the anus. Whereas "into the cuckoo's nest" pertains to vaginal sex with a female, "into the sparrow's nest" pertains to anal sex. In this context, it is often used as a boast, as entering the cuckoo's nest generally requires less effort to achieve. It can also be used to describe a homosexual man, who elects to persue the sparrow's nest on all counts, and has no interest whatsoever in the cuckoo's nest.

"Damn, that girl was dirty. After one night together she let me flip her over and make a beeline straight for the sparrow's nest."

"Jeff? No, he won't want to come out with us to the club tonight. He'll be off out on the other side of town with Percy and Rupert to chase some sparrow's nest."

by Theodore Jones April 4, 2009

Sex Nest

Entanglement of long hair which occurs following hours of passion between the sheets. Usually on the occipital region of the head.

Warning: if left tangled for long enough A bird may find a home. Woodpeckers are particularly dangerous.

Whatcha got thurr girl? Whole family of blue jays living in yo sex nest!

by Kinky Kumposer January 8, 2017

Birds Nest

When a homosexual ejaculates onto or into his partners beard that is at least 3 to 4 inches long, making it resemble a well lived in nest that is covered in bird shit.

Dude after leaving pride fest that hipsters beard looked like a birds nest.

by VVvvvvvvvvvvvcvjccRogerjoh June 27, 2017

thread nest

A heaping pile of clothes on a bed, chair, or most likely on the floor. The clothes may be a mix of folded and unfolded or completely unfolded and potentially inside-out. Stacks of folded clothes do not constitute a thread nest.

Mom: Check that thread nest for the keys again, would you?

Me: Yeah sure, but I didn't even touch those clothes today.
Dad: Hey I found the keys in my pocket.

by Dr.ed April 12, 2016

Nesting The Bird

To put the puck in the net..... more so up in the top.
Reason for calling it bird nesting is because the nest of a bird is up in a tree, and the puck is the bird going back to the nest :P

aka:

Bird nesting
Bird nester
Nested the bird

Christian is an amazing bird nester!
He loves nesting the bird!
He just nested the bird!

by Shins06G March 29, 2011

Lion’s Nest

Where stupid assholes believe a lion lives. Not to be confused with a bird’s den.

If you miss your tee shot, your ball will end up in some sort of a lion’s nest.

by CS53 June 5, 2021