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loading a musket

When you take a release fecal matter into a girl's vagina and shove it in with your penis.
Dude, I couldn't come over last night because I was busy loading a musket
by Pampowncake March 17, 2011
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musket

when a man shits in a womans mouth and then stuffs the shit with his dick. like a musket.
i gave her a musket and she choked to death
by alpinestar1989 July 20, 2008
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musket

An instrument given to immigrants before they are deported to Zimbabwe to defend themselves from giant rats.
"Because you are not from here, take this musket and go."
by E.Pinter February 26, 2005
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Three Musketeers

Three studs from Toronto from Asian descent very fly, with pimping game and undebatable swag. Commonly seen and recognized around in Toronto's nightlife areas or house parties where at times ends up being sausage fests.
"Tuan, Suvay and DK are the real three musketeers, they might take your girl!"
by Yang's Kitchen February 2, 2009
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musket balling

When you're getting freaky and you let someone shove malted milk balls in your ass and push it further in with a twix bar.
So I found a hobo and a raccoon in a dumpster and the bum was musket balling the fuck out of him.
by I have the milkshakes August 19, 2015
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Muskegon

Muskegon - it's a city on the west coast of Michigan about midway up the mitten ... it's west of grand rapids, north of grand haven, and south of whitehall.

Drinking is the only activity in Muskegon. The Local Government works tirelessly to destroy every event that might be remotely interesting, by over pricing permits, and choking out any profit local businesses could hope to make. there's a tax to live in muskegon proper. It's humorous because all of the surrounding areas are not taxed to live in, and yet, everything around muskegon is nicer than muskegon. the cops in the "Skee" as most of its douche bag residents lovingly call it, are Fat Lazy Stupid Bastards that believe that they are above the law. Every redneck, ghetto, hill billy, crackhead, meth addict, barslut stereo type can be found in ample supply here.

there's no real reason to lock your car though ... the thieves will just shatter your window ... so if you leave nice shit in your car ... leave the door unlocked ... then you might just have windows when you get back .... either way ... your shits gonna get stolen. every bar in muskegon is a shithole ... the only difference between the "upscale" and "dive" bars is drink prices and drink strength ... so if you're looking to party ... hit one of muskegons dive bars, sure... there's a good chance you'll get stabbed or shot ... but the drinks are cheap and you'd prolly get stabbed or shot at the nicer bars too.
"Hi! I live in Mushhkeegon ... sorry let me put my teeth back in and try that again ... Hi I live in Muskegon... it's a great place to find fresh Crystal Meth"
by Skullfuckomous October 5, 2019
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3 musketeers

A candy bar filled with chocolate nougat. Tastes awful.
by Babby November 2, 2006
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