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Messick

The name of a loyal family full of intelligent and well rounded people who all are incredibly good looking and extremely successful
That family is full of great kids and are very successful. They must be like the Messick's
by Flash 45 March 18, 2009
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Massivest

adj. More huge than just massive.
That is the massivest building that i have ever seen
by Jason May 2, 2004
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Massimo

Massimo is a sweet charming Italian guy that all girls love. He is a sexy beast, hot, and has an 8 pack. Some say his biceps are the size of your neck. He is a stone cold bitch and will beat the living shit out of you. he also has a 12-inch dick. if you get in a fight with him you will get slapped by his dick. He gets all the hoes, and pussy he needs. Massimo is the nicest person you will ever meet. All the girls fall for his tricks, and he does not care if he breaks someone's heart. Massimo is a fuck boy, he lost his virginity at the 12, and he only falls for blondes.
wow look over there, there is a Massimo, he is so fucking hot
by bigjose November 21, 2018
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Messiah

Messiah is a beautiful girl and an amazing best friend. She is quiet for the most part until you get to know her then she’ll really open up to you. She is hella thick and she knows it. She is super kind and always has great advice for you. Always is there for you when you need her most. A great combo of looks, intelligence, kindness, humor, and then some. It’s hard not fall in love with her.
Hey that girl Messiah is amazing, all she did was smile at me and she made my day.
by Jeffery Dorsey November 16, 2019
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massive gay

A dorogative term used with the intention of showing displeasure at the one to whom you are uttering this phrase. This usually refers to the size of their perceived homsexuality rather than the size of the homosexual themself. More often than not, however, homosexuality doesn't actually have anything to do with the discussion. In the same way someone calls another a dick head because they don't like them, rather than the victim of these insults actually having a penis on the upper part of their face, "massive gay" is used with the intention of hurting another's feelings.
-I can't come out tonight. I've got too much homework.
-You massive gay!
by Bottom Face December 3, 2010
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Massie Block

One of the main characters in the popular tween girl books, The Clique Series, by Lisi Harrison. Massie Block is the "alpha", or first-in-command of the girls' clique, The Pretty Committee. She is pretty, with glossy brown hair and amber eyes, but mostly known for her attitude and schemes to get herself (and her clique) more popular. She's rich, like the other members of the Pretty Committee (exluding 2, Claire Lyons and Kristin Gregory), and stylish.
As stated on the back of the first book, Massie knows you'd give anything to be just like her.
Girl: I wish I could be Massie Block!
Girl 2: Me too! She's rich, popular, and pretty!
Both Girls: YIPPEE!
by Ann O'Nonymous June 27, 2008
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MASSIVE GERMAN CUMSHOT

A discharge of semen or cumshot so powerful it levelled half of Berlin. Contrary to popular belief, this extraordinary procedure was first performed by David Hasselhoff after his station in Berlin during world war 2 when it was invaded. His infantry squadron had run out of ammunition. As the tale goes, he unzipped himself, let out a rabid yelp, and a bright stream of incredible force shot from his hips with such raw power that in under 30 seconds, approximately fifty five percent of Berlin lay in ruin.

Due to Berlin's strategic position, many scholars argue that it is the reason Germany lost the second world war.
"To this day, my grandma still fears the massive german cumshot. She has nightmares about it 40 years after the fact."

"Franz, I really wish Hasselhoff had been more accurate with his MASSIVE GERMAN CUMSHOT."

"Wow, Hasselhoff's massive German cumshots really put those sperm whales to shame."
by Lloyd Irving January 20, 2007
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