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human traffic cone

According to Stefon for Saturday Night Live: "It's that thing of when two jacked midgets paint themselves orange and you have to parallel park between them."
Pull up right there and park between those two human traffic cones
by teddygrahamperson December 14, 2010
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Human traffic lights

A flashing device fitted to a pole near passport control units in airports, land border crossings, and sea ports, which halts illegal human traffic.

Implemented by government agencies, such as the UK Home Office, as a result of national immigration policy.
The large articulated lorry, with a container full of illegal north Korean immigrant labour, was forced to wait at some human traffic lights at Dover passport control when they showed red.
by dewexdewex January 2, 2010
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catch him in traffic

Rappers saying "Catch him in traffic" or "ill catch you in traffic" it means that while there going somewhere there going to catch them in traffic and kill them
I hear that nigga beefin with you.
Facts, lets catch him in traffic.
by Zack2g May 17, 2016
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in traffic

hustling..in traffic all day making that paper selling drugs
what you got planned for the day fam? gonna be in traffic makin that paper playa
by lagcats April 10, 2016
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libertarian traffic jam

When drivers ignore the rules of the road and cause accidents. delays, accidents that results in in a traffic jam. Sometimes happening in times of mass panic like a natural disaster.

A complete lack of order, regulations, or rules that results in a disaster.
Oh great here comes a Libertarian Traffic Jam.
by Libertatis July 12, 2015
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Sapphic Traffic

A term referring to an influx of lesbian one night stands in a short amount of time.
I used to think Becky was a good girl, but due to her sapphic traffic I'm beginning to think she is kind of a harlot.
by Emmy Wright May 19, 2016
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Shanghai traffic jam

When the train doors about to close on a crowded train and that very last second you scream at the top of your lungs "Shanghai Traffic jam" and squeeze yourself in the train.
John is such a gaijin smash by screaming Shanghai traffic jam in the morning on the Yamamote line.
by Shizdorm March 5, 2019
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