A Left Testicle Decision

To Make a Choice using knowledge not from you Brain, Dick or Right Testicle, but making the choice from Knowledge from you Left Gonad. This Decision is usually something dumb as fuck like Date Rape or Wearing Socks and Sandals.

Harry: I think I should Get a Donald Trump Cut!
Bennie: Harry you dumb fucking cowpuncher, Stop Making such A Left Testicle Decision!

by The Ass Reaper March 31, 2015

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Second Hand Testicle Touch

It's when you leave your hand on your balls for a while then take your hand off of them and touch someone; either shaking their hand, slapping their face, etc. So just like second hand smoke the person on the recieving end of this will be second handedly touching your nuts.

"Dude today Cory really pissed me off, so I had to give him the old Second Hand Testicle Touch!"

by Baldy's Balls November 22, 2005

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Electrical testicle

When someone applies electricity anywhere near a man's groin

Right after I called her a bitch, she gave me an electrical testicle.

by MinecraftMickey12345 October 6, 2019

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One testicle

Adolf Hitler

Adolf Hitler has one testicle !

by xen_ August 7, 2021

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mosquito testicle

it is only when a mosquito lands on your testicle that you realize that there is a way to solve problems without violence

man one: bro i just hit my balls trying to get a mosquito testicle

man two: it is only when a mosquito lands on your testicle that you realize that there is a way to solve problems without violence

by 2_kids_bored_in_english_class March 29, 2022

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