Snow Induced Recluse (SIR)

Someone who stays home all week, doesn't go to college/school, stays home at the weekend and avoids social situation because there is snow outside.

(Phone Conversation)
Person 1 : Where have you been all week, no one has seen or heard from you?!
Person 2: Yeah er. Sorry. Its snowing outside. I mean its cold and err.. dangerous. Oh look at that- Doorbell!! Got to go..
(Hangs Up)
Person 1: Such a Snow Induced Recluse (SIR)

(At School)
Person 1- Alright SIR ..?
Person 2- Shut up.

by Lucy444 January 11, 2010

snow seat

When after cumming in a a chick's ass she sits up to quickly and the jizz seeps out of her ass and onto what ever she is sitting.

Oh shit, Heather's mom was so pissed when she came home and saw the snow seat she left on the new couch.

by world champ crapper June 13, 2010

Snow Gypsy

Snow Gyspsy- One who is said to roam the vast expanse of what we call “America,” in search of a good time, always to be called back to the snow. Much like a bird drawn to a specific habitat during mating season, the snow gypsy will always be found at his local “spot” from the months of October – May.

Random lounge kid- hey does that TJ kid still work here?
Chuck- It’s October? Don’t you know anything?
Same kid- what? Uh im confused?
Chuck- he’s a snow gypsy, look it up.

by SnowGyspy September 26, 2011

Snow hype

When a strong cold front approaches an area that is otherwise mild during the winter and the forecast calls for snow. The community becomes extremely ecstatic over this possibility, no matter how far ahead this forecast is.

Dude, I am so tired of this snow hype. What if it doesn't even snow at all?

by TLK2215 October 8, 2011

snow hoing

(v) the action of hiring a sexual prostitute known for operating under subzero weather conditions, most often in Poland.
<past> Snow hoed

"Hey, where were you last night?"
"Oh, I was out snow hoing."

by Fleeg-blad January 11, 2014

snow-brainer

a no-brainer but in terms of winter-appropriate attire and overall winter safety in northern countries like Russia, Canada, Scandinavia and parts of New England, among others

wearing at least a coat and winter boots, and not just a mini-skirt, is simply a snow-brainer. all this to say to say yesterday i met a girl outside my fav Irish pub wearing nothing but a mini skirt and some tank top, talking on her phone. I asked her if she wasn't cold, and to get a coat, which was also a snow-brainer on my part.

by Sexydimma January 11, 2015

snow wog

A term used to refer to migrants from northern European, eastern European, Nordic, Baltic and Scandinavian countries and their descendants.

Dude 1: "I thought we was aussie 'till he started speaking with that rusky accent and drinking vodka"
Due 2: 'what, he's a snow wog?"
Dude 1: "yep - straight up crazy snow wog!"

Girl 1: "you ski really well for a first timer"
Dude 1: "I'm a snow wog - it's in my blood"

Girl 1: "you're white, you have no idea of the issues faced by non-english speaking migrants to this country!"
Snow wog: "you're kidding right? I'm a *ucking snow wog! my parents couldn't get a friggin job because they couldn't speak english proper, landlords refused to rent houses to them and I have been teased all my life because of my snow-wog name that stupid trailer trash rednecks like you can't pronounce!"

University lecturer: "as a white student, you have no idea and cannot possibly understand how the indigenous peoples of this land have suffered as a result of having their land stolen"
Snow wog: "you're kidding, right? Sir, my grandparents fled the USSR. You know why? Because the Soviet stole their farm, and sent a bunch of my relatives to prison. So go ahead, tell this silly snow wog I don't know what it's like to go back to my ancestors land, see the house my grandfather built and see it still occupied by a Russian family to this day with no hope of ever getting it back, go ahead and tell this snow wog about my so-called white privilege!"

by SnowyKitty November 15, 2017