smurf off 

to masturbate while fantasizing about having sex with Smurfette.

"Man, Smurfette was lookin so good on Saturday morning's episode...I just HAD to smurf off!"

smurf off by ducksRpeople2 August 23, 2011

Smurfmaro 

A V6 Camaro painted smurf blue with rattle cans. The Camaro includes in over-sized turbo that sits in the trunk. To complete the Smurfmaro it must include the following:

Lambo style doors, Shopping Cart Wing, and Ram Air hood big enough to suck in small animals.

The Smurfmaro screeches around town with lightening speed!

The Smurfmaro has a turbo bigger than its engine bay.

Smurfmaro by :secret: October 26, 2011

SmurfBoarding 

Surf boarding with a blue surfboard

Cant today, busy smurfboarding

SmurfBoarding by pinapplesmurf November 1, 2011

smurfjob 

When a girl gives you a blow job and makes your dick blue (with white semen on top) because she was sucking on blue candy.

Amanda: I just had blue Dum Dums, want a smurfjob?

smurfjob by aerostotle January 16, 2012

smurse 

A portmanteau of "smile" and "purse", as in pursing your lips. Commonly seen when white people make awkward eye contact with strangers in passing (who are usually non-white, and often black).

I was trying to get the attention of that cute white guy on the bus but when he saw me he just smursed and looked back at his Kindle.

smurse by Oatz December 7, 2015

Empire Smurf Building 

A nice big cock, noted for its tall highrise leading up to it's mushroom head.

Though Mark's personality and looks seemed to be lacking, widespread word of the Empire Smurf Building made his pants the center of a tourist economy.

Empire Smurf Building by Ruhbee! September 7, 2006

Smurf-Contra Affair 

The blueberries in out-of-package muffin mixes are really dead smurfs that have been stripped of their traditional clothing and put in an industrial food dehydrators. This is done to cut costs in the wake lagging muffin market of 1998 now just continued for the benefit of profit margin. They are gathered in Columbia by rebels to help pay for their Communist ambitions in the region.

The Smurf-Contra Affair is ongoing so I have declined blueberry muffins since 1998.

Smurf-Contra Affair by P. Kaltenbach January 13, 2008