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A portmanteau of "smile" and "purse", as in pursing your lips. Commonly seen when white people make awkward eye contact with strangers in passing (who are usually non-white, and often black).
I was trying to get the attention of that cute white guy on the bus but when he saw me he just smursed and looked back at his Kindle.
smurse by Oatz December 7, 2015
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The act of being blue or a Smurf when you are a killer.
"Did you just smurder him?" said Squirrel
Smurder by DomoTrimbleMLG April 10, 2017
Related Words
smurse • smurfed • Smurfette • smurve • Spurse • slursed • Smused • spursed • Slurse • smarse

Wet Smurfer 

A handjob given by someone who has just dipped their left hand into a gallon bucket of blue paint
Jibril just gave me the nastiest Wet Smurfer after 5th period today!
Wet Smurfer by AsukaLover45 August 25, 2021
to repeatedly punch someone while dancing with them.
Everyone else in the room was just dancing, but we were smuring it out all night.

I accidentally smured that chick like five times last night.
smure by runforyourlives April 5, 2008
Cursed, but probably totally normal in Switzerland.
Square flags are kinda swursed.
I had to buy an all new plug adapter just for them swursed Swiss sockets.
swursed by dieaxtimhaus October 30, 2020
Social Purse - The dopest new shopping concept where friends create a social purse to stack cashback for their everyday purchases.
Yo! Did you buy it through Spurse?

If you didn't buy it through Spurse, it don't count!
Spurse by spurse-me-back August 19, 2021
Term used by law enforcement to describe individuals (usually addicts), who find and/or gather the raw materials for their dealer to make more drugs.

Most commonly used in the methamphetamine trade, where "smurfers" visit pharmacies and purchase small quantities of cold/flu tablets to provide to a maker ("papa smurf") of the drug.
Alice: See that girl? I always see her at the local chemist, purchasing Sudafed.
Diane: Really? She's probably a smurfer.
Smurfer by buckonz September 22, 2010
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

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"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

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DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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