smurse

A portmanteau of "smile" and "purse", as in pursing your lips. Commonly seen when white people make awkward eye contact with strangers in passing (who are usually non-white, and often black).

I was trying to get the attention of that cute white guy on the bus but when he saw me he just smursed and looked back at his Kindle.

by Oatz December 7, 2015

Smurder

The act of being blue or a Smurf when you are a killer.

"Did you just smurder him?" said Squirrel

by DomoTrimbleMLG April 10, 2017

Wet Smurfer

A handjob given by someone who has just dipped their left hand into a gallon bucket of blue paint

Jibril just gave me the nastiest Wet Smurfer after 5th period today!

by AsukaLover45 August 25, 2021

smure

to repeatedly punch someone while dancing with them.

Everyone else in the room was just dancing, but we were smuring it out all night.

I accidentally smured that chick like five times last night.

by runforyourlives April 5, 2008

swursed

Cursed, but probably totally normal in Switzerland.

Square flags are kinda swursed.
I had to buy an all new plug adapter just for them swursed Swiss sockets.

by dieaxtimhaus October 30, 2020

Spurse

Social Purse - The dopest new shopping concept where friends create a social purse to stack cashback for their everyday purchases.

Yo! Did you buy it through Spurse?

If you didn't buy it through Spurse, it don't count!

by spurse-me-back August 19, 2021

Smurfer

Term used by law enforcement to describe individuals (usually addicts), who find and/or gather the raw materials for their dealer to make more drugs.

Most commonly used in the methamphetamine trade, where "smurfers" visit pharmacies and purchase small quantities of cold/flu tablets to provide to a maker ("papa smurf") of the drug.

Alice: See that girl? I always see her at the local chemist, purchasing Sudafed.
Diane: Really? She's probably a smurfer.

by buckonz September 22, 2010