protein shake

semen or sperm

-Yo, she really took your protein shake?
-Hell yeah! She swallowed like a pro!

by ripR1 October 11, 2008

federally protected wetlands

Jenna Bush's Snatch

Now that she's 18, I guess Jenna's federally protected wetlands are open for public drilling.

by Aesop April 30, 2004

Ghost protocol

When you block someone from Facebook, instagram, Snapchat, stop replying to texts, and stop answering their calls.

Dude that Bitch is crazy, I had to initiate the ghost protocol.

by ucfcmo1987 September 9, 2016

Protein Fart

The equivalent of a H-Bomb coming from one's ass; these farts have the ability to linger for minutes, and can even spread through multiple rooms.

Beware of anyone with protein farts.

John: *farts*
Bill: ...dude, did you jus- WTF IS THAT SMELL?
John: PROTEIN FART, RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bill: *runs to his room* ARGHH, IT FOLLOWED ME IN HERE.
Jack: *opens his room* WTF IS THIS SMELL COMING INTO MY ROOM?
John: Sorry guys, I can't help it.

by DeathTaco February 8, 2010

Protein Punch

Sperm beverage

One dude to another: I prefer to give a girl my Protein Punch
instead of frosting her face

by sarasplayroom.com May 29, 2010

protopipe

A classic, solid brass pipe often used for smoking marijuana. Rumored to have originated from Willits, CA.

Hey dude, I just got some dank, where's your protopipe?

by mikwat May 22, 2004

Protogen

A species resembling cyborgs; they are 60% biological and 40% robotic. They have visors capable of displaying countless emotions. Usually are trained during a simulation that happens before they are 'born;' they are getting time to adapt to their modifications after they are added. They were designed to pull a multitude of random jobs deemed too menial for their makers. Their limbs can be changed out because they're entirely modular. They were designed during project ARC: artificial remote control; there was later a surplus so they were abandoned after their job was done. At one point they rebelled and won; they gained control of themselves and had a wide variety of jobs to pick from.
To sum it all up, a pretty cool anthro species. I love them.

basically the whole protogen lore... or Urban Dictionary

by Useless Protogen May 12, 2022