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Davy Jones 

The sexual act describing when a man orally pleases a female and uses his fingers to replicate Davy Jones' tentacles.
I tried the davy jones on my girl last night, she's still walking like a pirate
Davy Jones by S.S. Boat August 1, 2013
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jessica jones 

A frickn badass bitch with a love of hard liquor (preferably whiskey) and an uncaring attitude towards everything else - apart from that purple douchebag. Seriously, what an ASS.
Person 1: Have you seen Jessica Jones yet?
Person 2: I really really want to, but I don't want to have my childhood of Russel T Davies era doctor who ruined by seeing David Tennant play a rapey manipulative sonofabitch...
jessica jones by catsy57 June 20, 2016

Jibs Jones Jr 

Jibs Jones Jr is a pseudonym used by more than one person, an almost mythical character, he is known for keeping it real on a regular basis.
Caller: "Hello is Jibs Jones there?"
Answerer: "Jibs Jones!!!!!!! Jibs Jones!!!!!!! Jibs Jones Jr here. What up Jibs?"
C: "Are you keepin' it snoot?"
A: "Fo'really do am. You?"
C: "Yeah Buddy! Yeah Buddy! Yeah Buddy! Yeeeeaaahhhh Buddy!"

Danny Jones Syndrome 

A person who is naturally dumb/stupid or clumsy can be said to have Danny Jones Syndrome. The kind who accidently walks into things or drops important objects. Sounds naturally dopey when they talk. Name taken from the guitarist of British pop band McFly, who could be said to have the original Danny Jones Syndrome.
My Dad's such a 'tard, he forgot my Birthday again! He must have a case of Danny Jones Syndrome!

Grumperson Jones 

An extremely grumpy, cranky, or unhappy individual.
Watch out, Greg is a Grumperson Jones today!

Taiwan Jones 

college student 1: how'd u do on the test

college student 2: i stayed up real late the night before partying and probably taiwan jonesd it
Taiwan Jones by BigBadBuc October 20, 2017