Huerta

A minus. Someone who constantly finds a way to end up in last place or gets themselves scammed

Hey I heard John traded his car for a beat up bicycle. What a Huerta!

by Ken1258 September 19, 2023

Humberto

A zeisty ass motherfucker who loves to crawl on all fours. He’s super caked up and loves twerking especially when people watch. He loves his family and would do anything for them. You can count on him to get you out of a jam. Shame about his big ass forehead though.

“Did you see Humberto walk by just now”?!
“Girl I know. His booty bigger than mines Oh Lord. If I could just get my hands on those cheeks”!

by I got the yamsssss November 25, 2023

Hubermaxxing

Living a lifestyle in accordance with Andrew Huberman's various protocols for the sake of physical and mental self-improvement.

Person 1: "I've been Hubermaxxing lately."

Person 2: "How so?"

Person 1: "I get sunlight first thing in the morning and I don't drink coffee until 90 minutes after I wake up. I also do cold plunges every day. I feel amazing!"

by g0obsta April 26, 2024

Huberman math

When your math is dubious

"hey Andrew, what do you reckon odds are of heads if I flip this coin 3 times"
"well, it's 50% heads each time, and 50 x 3, so there's a 150% chance of heads"
"nahh bro, I don't think so, that's some Huberman math"

by AntyBs May 29, 2024

Humbert Humbert

A mentally ill narcissistic pompous prick who is a victim of his own desires.

Humbert Humbert is the main character and anti-hero of Lolita.

by bgfbhfhfgghnfhfhffh October 28, 2024

hubermensch

noun. One who practices neuroscientist Andrew Huberman's popular health protocols, i.e. hubermaxxing, in the pursuit of becoming what Friedrich Nietzsche described as an ubermensch.

Dang, since January first she's been eating better, drinking water, working out, getting plenty of sleep; she's turning into a hubermensch!

by jdsengine December 3, 2024

hubering

Masturbating to copious amounts of inflation art

Me: I'm gonna be hubering. I'll catch you later.

by adfawqq December 12, 2024