Too far blue car

A way to say 'too far' while adding that extra oomph that lets you know just how far it has gone

Matt: Oh my god, James cancelled on me at the last minute

Aron: Wooah man too far

Matt: He told me he had to go to a family thing but he actually went out with Ben instead!

Aron: Too far blue car !!!

Too far blue car by spaghetti97 August 14, 2022

How far? 

How's it going? Or what's new?
Origin, Nigeria West Africa

Hey, how far? Nothing much.

How far? by JohnnyFever June 11, 2019

that tree is far away 

The expression "that tree is far away" is used in situations to express that the last statement made by that speaker is irrelevant and unimportant information that can be ignored, rather than repeated. It's best used as a reply when a person mumbles something, an accompanying individual cannot understand and asks for them to re-say their last line, only to be told "that tree is far away," indicating that what they originally spoke was not worth repeating.

It's derived from a Mitch Hedberg comedy act:
"I mumble a lot on stage, I'm a mumblerer. But sometimes what I mumble is some insignificant shit. Like I'll be walking down the street with my friend, and I will have said something, but he didn't hear me, so he says "What!?" SO I'll say it again, and again he had not heard me, so he'd say, "What!?" And now by this time I am yelling "That tree is very far away!"

Two people are walking to the subway...
Person A: (mumbles) Smells like popcorn in here
Person B: What?
Person A: Nothing
Person B: ???
Person A: That tree is far away

that tree is far away by ToastedZergling3 May 4, 2009

It's so far... 

When someone is being lazy as fuck and can't reach something.

"Ay yo man, get that TV Remote!"
"It's so far...."

It's so far... by UrbanLicktionary October 19, 2019

How far? 

"What's Up" in Pidgin English

Hey man, how far?
Nuthin' man, just chillin'

How far? by Innovision September 16, 2009

shit far 

Usually a response to a wild or outrageous story exclaimed in disbelief or awe by someone of Redneck heritage.

Bubba: Cletus done went & killed a 12 point deer out in the backyard.

Billy Jo: Shit Far!

shit far by Heather November 9, 2004

the apple never falls far from the tree 

Statement made to infer that one is invariably similar to their parents. Often used negatively or ironically.

1: I heard that Jake is on drugs.
2: Yeah, so was his dad.
1: Hmmm...the apple never falls far from the tree.

1: Stacy's Mom is teh shizzle.
2: Have you seen Stacy? The apple never falls far from the tree.....

1: You filthy little scoundrel, just like your father!
2: I'm nothing like my father!!!
1: The apple never falls far from the tree!

the apple never falls far from the tree by MrKapper December 3, 2005