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chub chasing

The act of entering a bar with intentions of drinking to the point of intoxication. Followed by complementing a "chubby" girl, and hoping they have low self-esteem. It's all easy from there.
Anyone up for some chub chasing tonight?

Going to chase some chub this weekend.
by DanK6501 September 12, 2013
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Sam Chaser

Someone who would literally do anything for Sam, Anything just to be as close to him as possible, like a relationship but unstated.
by Yaayaayeet April 10, 2019
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purple crayon chaser

A white chick who only has sex with black dudes. Purple crayon being a black penis.
by Purplenurple December 4, 2013
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your face is chase

when your so ugly your face ran away and you have to chase it
billy : dom your a faggot
dom: your face is chase
billys attacks no longer damages dom
by somekidoncrackerdoodles August 7, 2019
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Chicken Chaser

A moped, usualy around 50cc. or less. So low powered in fact that it is only good for chasing chickens
"As kids we couldn't afford real motorbikes, so we would ride around the back fields on Chicken Chasers."
by Major. P. Ness June 14, 2007
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Text Chasm

Noun

An unnanounced hiatus in a text conversation, which can last any amount of time. It usually occurs when one of the conversing parties leaves their computer, or turns off their phone, and the remaining party is left hanging. Often the remaining chatter will fill the text chasm with assinine remarks, mistaking the chasm for speechlessness. When the missing chatter returns, sometimes the next day, the text chasm is collapsed.
Chatter 1: 'Yeah they totally rocked the house last night"
Chatter 2: "For sure, what an amazing set."
Chatter 1 now leaves, creating a text chasm.

Chatter 2: "That keyboardist was smokin hot."
Chatter 2: "Did you see the guitarist fall over? What a loser."
Chatter 2: "I fucked your sister last night."

Chatter 1 returns much later, reads the last comment and is upset.
by Hexis February 5, 2009
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Ambulance Chaser

A mental disease infecting lawyers, attorneys and others in the legal profession. Symptoms to be on the watch for include:

1) Hurrying to disaster sites to offer legal assistance, and:

2) Advertising heavily on television commercials, often using self-degrading nicknames such as "The Strong Arm".
Dang, look at "The Strong Arm" making a fool out of himself.What a Ambulance Chaser.
by Piranha August 29, 2006
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