blondins

due to the uk heroin drought a new scale has been adopted for measuring the strength of uk heroin.
blondin being a celeb from drugs website www.bluelight.com and his great knowledge of always scoring top quality heroin

i scoredt some ace gear last night it must be nearing 8.5 blondins 10 blondins being out this world

1 blondin being total bash

by 4x4ledbury March 30, 2012

blondephobic

you have a strong dislike towards blonde people because they are blonde

“ew there’s stacey she’s blonde i hate her!!” “dude you are so blondephobic”

by edsheeranfan1010 April 29, 2021

Strawberry Blonde

a rare hair color. not a ginger. some sexy ass shit your jealous cause your common brown hair isnt on the same level of greatness. pair this with a good looking person its unstoppable force who might take YOUR bitch. hate on.

girl: "damn i bet that handsome strawberry blonde dude over there has a pornstar dick"

by Jim Genius July 19, 2014

blondesploitation

The 'stigmafication' and/or '-sploitation' of an entire genre of individuals (usually female) based solely on hair color and/or hue (the color and/or hue being of light, fair or 'Blonde in nature). Said individuals are generally noted as baing dumb, ditzy or even 'dingy' (just to name a few terms here) simply by their association with their hair color (being namely 'blonde') either by birth or dyed that way. Many would go so far as to assume that a blonde person(s) reading this definition would have no idea what the hell I'm talking about here or who it is this entry is intended to define.

"Does Halloween ever fall on Friday the 13th?'

Just repeating the above mentioned is a clear example of just the kind of rat bastard who's hell bent on blondsploitation and would stop at nothing to give them a spot on his (or her) cable access TV show.

The blonde joke I heard at the Star Trek convention is just another lame example of blondesploitation.

by Pauliapalooza December 7, 2006

Blondjob

A blondjob occurs when a girl is going to give you a blowjob, but starts literally blowing on your penis.

I told Krystle to give me a blowjob, but instead I got a blondjob. I then had Jenny show her how it's done.

by Kenny Decius October 23, 2004

Blondie

A nickname for people who are well noticed for their blonde hair. Does not apply to white or black people, only to those who are noticeably blonde. Usually for women, but can also apply to men.

Sometimes 'blondie' is associated with a strong-willed confident person with blonde hair.

Not to be mistaken for 'blonde' or 'barbie'.
Often seen as an insult, but only when intended to be.

1. Hey Blondie, pass the soda?
2. Blondie's got attitude.
3. Move over blondie!

by overhill May 13, 2009

Blondediet

1) Food eaten prepared by a Blonde Chef

2) What a Blonde actually eats.

3) Sometimes Slang for Oral Sex on a Blonde with a "hot twat"

by Jenny L April 22, 2003