acnorexic

An instance when one believes they possess acne/bad skin. They may or may not at one point in time, but they always come to a point where they believe they have the acne that they don't. They become obsessed over something that isn't even there.

Sam looked in the mirror and complained about her skin - she was acnorexic.

Sam was acnorexic for her skin was as glowing as could be.

by REES ROW April 27, 2009

acornize

verb To acornize means to do what FOX News and conservatives did to ACORN, namely point out a single mistake and then build on that to condemn the whole organization. The word was first used on the Cynthia Black radio show.

Hannity is attempting to acornize of the safe schools czar.

by rich rick March 29, 2010

Acory

When a friend hooks up with a girl who has two babies each from different fathers.

"Hey did you hear what Tom did last night?"
"Yeah, Tom got his Acory on."

by Heav Notorious December 26, 2007

Accordionated

Being able to drive and refold a road map at the same time

Dave's a multi-tasker; he accordionated without crashing into the guardrail.

by xPIPx August 7, 2010

According to Google

Phrase used in response to a random question which could have been easily answered by simply Googling it. Usually after a few quick taps on your phone.

A more polite form of JFGI, but with the same message.

him: I wonder what Zeitgeist means?
her: According to Google, Zeitgeist means "the spirit of the times". And here are the top ten topics searched for last year...

by allterrain October 6, 2013

Accordion Face

When a male or female has an attractive face from the side, but when viewed from the front their face is thin and unattractive, as if someone has squashed their face inwards (much like a compressed accordion ). An inverse would be a face that is fine from the side, but is wide and unattractive when viewed from the front (much like an outstretched accordion).

Human #1: Hey girl.
Human #2: Hmm? *turns towards*
Human #1: Oh damn.
Human #2: What?
Human #1: You have one hell of an accordion face.
Human #2: Dick.

by Skeletimothy June 22, 2015

According to the books

When you want to support a fact without expressing any valid reference.

According to the books, Miguel got married in Hungary.

by Magic_t31 October 10, 2015