Jordan "We don't know anything" Peterson "We don't what happens when Muslims are in Christian countries! We don't know what happens when Twitter! All we know is that you just HAVE to do my incest cult! You NEED to validate my worldview!"
Hym "This isn't a fight for women's equality. If it's 60/40 in any direction it's in the direction of women and you don't actually attribute value to the lives of men who aren't fucking. You are shit. You fail by your own metric. My only metric is being a genius and better than everyone and I am already both! Really, it's ridiculous what you're doing here."
Hym "This isn't a fight for women's equality. If it's 60/40 in any direction it's in the direction of women and you don't actually attribute value to the lives of men who aren't fucking. You are shit. You fail by your own metric. My only metric is being a genius and better than everyone and I am already both! Really, it's ridiculous what you're doing here."
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A unique communication style used by someone who is not good with language but gives it a red-hot go anyway.
Characterised by:
• Sentences that start strong but finish… somewhere else
• Missing words that you’re expected to mentally supply
• Creative grammar rules known only to Jordan
• Heavy reliance on “you know what I mean”
• Messages that require interpretation, intuition, and sometimes a follow-up phone call
A unique communication style used by someone who is not good with language but gives it a red-hot go anyway.
Characterised by:
• Sentences that start strong but finish… somewhere else
• Missing words that you’re expected to mentally supply
• Creative grammar rules known only to Jordan
• Heavy reliance on “you know what I mean”
• Messages that require interpretation, intuition, and sometimes a follow-up phone call
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named after Jordan Panagakis was hospitalised by a falling branch in 2026
named after Jordan Panagakis was hospitalised by a falling branch in 2026
by anonymous February 26, 2026
Get the Jordan’d mug.Rehab tactic where the PTA absolutely kicks the patient’s ass with a workout so intense that they are rendered semi-conscious and glued to the couch for the rest of the day. They are thus unable to engage in any more therapy for the week. Often leads to implementation of the Justin fall-back maneuver out of necessity.
Mrs. Jones was sleeping when I got there after the Jordan protocol, and not able to move for the rest of that week.
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