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Jordan "We don't know anything" Peterson

Pfffft! Doesn't it get old!? How fucking tired is your schtick Jordan?
Jordan "We don't know anything" Peterson "We don't what happens when Muslims are in Christian countries! We don't know what happens when Twitter! All we know is that you just HAVE to do my incest cult! You NEED to validate my worldview!"

Hym "This isn't a fight for women's equality. If it's 60/40 in any direction it's in the direction of women and you don't actually attribute value to the lives of men who aren't fucking. You are shit. You fail by your own metric. My only metric is being a genius and better than everyone and I am already both! Really, it's ridiculous what you're doing here."
by Hym Iam January 7, 2025
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Jordan

In an age of technology, childpredators were everywhere, even in school. A notorious predator lurked, a predator named Jkrdan. Jordan was the late predascessor of the og toucher known as edp. Given his power, Jordan went roughe. He touched evtire teams of minor league players, even volunteering at a daycare just to get closer. When the time was right, he swooped in and took the unsespecting victim, and gobbled the poor child. Jordan is a public menace, if you have any information, notify us immediately, protect your kids and stay safe.
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Who is this guy, Jordan?
by SmokeFebreeze January 20, 2025
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Jodiah

Has the biggest meat ever and can never lose in 8ball
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Joidtart

Ugh i failed the test im such a friggin joidtart
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Jodanese

Jodanese (noun)
A unique communication style used by someone who is not good with language but gives it a red-hot go anyway.

Characterised by:
• Sentences that start strong but finish… somewhere else
• Missing words that you’re expected to mentally supply
• Creative grammar rules known only to Jordan
• Heavy reliance on “you know what I mean
• Messages that require interpretation, intuition, and sometimes a follow-up phone call
Tomorrow come, could, lunch lol - Jodanese
by Dienewk January 25, 2026
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Jordan’d

to get hit in the face by a falling branch is called “getting jordan’d”
named after Jordan Panagakis was hospitalised by a falling branch in 2026
“bro, careful where you flick those branches! you almost jordan’d me!

“i was almost jordan’d!”
by anonymous February 26, 2026
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Jordan Protocol

Rehab tactic where the PTA absolutely kicks the patient’s ass with a workout so intense that they are rendered semi-conscious and glued to the couch for the rest of the day. They are thus unable to engage in any more therapy for the week. Often leads to implementation of the Justin fall-back maneuver out of necessity.
Mrs. Jones was sleeping when I got there after the Jordan protocol, and not able to move for the rest of that week.
by jwkenne March 11, 2026
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